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"You can't do this, Mr. Chairman! It's a clear kweh violation of our rights under the charter! We've kweh supplied more than our share of volunteers for the random encounter tables for years now! Our boys can't kweh help their weaknesses!"

"It's an issue you should have brought before the council three games ago, delegate. Now it's just an embarrassment. All in favor?"

"Aye!"

"Aye!"

"Kupo!"

"Aye!"

Gavel. "Motion is carried! Let the records show that we, the Brotherhood of Random Encounters, do hereby revoke all rights and privileges accorded to the former chocobo delegation in light of their clear collaboration with our competitors, the Player Characters!"

"You'll be sorry! You'll all kweh be sorry! Who'll be next? Any of you could be next! I know some of you take bribes!!"

"Mr. Umaro, kindly escort the chocobo delegate from the premises..."

"Fungah."

"See? See?! He's what I'm kweh talking about! He's a mole for the Player Characters! Right there! Right there..."

"Now, then. Next order of business?"

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