Young Justice/Teen Titans - Conversation Fragment #1: Instant Messenger

Originally this (and the fragment that follows) were going to be part of a much longer, more internally coherent fic. But I haven't touched the fic in close to a year, and I've moved away from this fandom, so it doesn't seem likely that I'll ever write the fic in question. Therefore, I'm preserving what I have for posterity.
Takes place close to the beginning of the new run of Teen Titans, right before I got so irritated with the series that I stopped reading it.

Warnings:
Purposeful typos. Other than that, completely safe as long as you're older than about, uh, five. It's not even spoilerish.

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(11:21AM) superhaole: Hey are you there

(11:21AM) theneedforspeed: hay! yeah I'm here. 8D
(11:21AM) theneedforspeed: what's up?!
(11:21AM) theneedforspeed: I'm in biology and it's totally boring but at least my cell can send IMs so I don't fall asleep XP
(11:21AM) theneedforspeed: what time is it there? 
(11:21AM) theneedforspeed: I always forget if it's the same or an hour ahead

(11:21AM) superhaole: +?

(11:21AM) theneedforspeed: sorry

(11:22AM) superhaole: Don't do that it's freaky.

(11:22AM) theneedforspeed: sorry! 8(

(11:22AM) superhaole: Don't do THAT eihter. Freak. Freaky frekay freakboy.

(11:22AM) theneedforspeed: I can totally IM you to apologize from THE FUTURE 83

(11:23AM) superhaole: Wouldn't put it pas tyou freakboy.

(11:23AM) theneedforspeed: I'm gooooood. 8D

(11:23AM) superhaole: Anyway it's an hour later here in stupid stupid kansas. 11:30 means lunch! And hiding out in the computer lab. This comptuer? Totallly older than I am.

(11:24AM) theneedforspeed: hee hee hee
(11:24AM) theneedforspeed: it's already snowing here!!!
(11:24AM) theneedforspeed: I fell on my ass on the way to school 8/
(11:24AM) theneedforspeed: stupid ice

(11:25AM) superhaole: HA HA HA I mean um ouch. sorry.

(11:25AM) theneedforspeed: you're mean!
(11:25AM) theneedforspeed: and slow!
(11:25AM) theneedforspeed: and stupid!
(11:25AM) theneedforspeed: stupidboy!
(11:25AM) theneedforspeed: in conclusion, XP XP XP I hate you

(11:25AM) superhaole: Hey none of that.
(11:26AM) superhaole: Crap. Do you remebmer Tim's AIM handle?

(11:26AM) theneedforspeed: 003Robin457
(11:26AM) theneedforspeed: or something like that
(11:26AM) theneedforspeed: lot of stupid numbers in it
(11:26AM) theneedforspeed: I tried to get him to change it to 'mrgreenjeans' but he just Looked at me.
(11:26AM) theneedforspeed: you know. the Look. brrr. D8
(11:26AM) theneedforspeed: totally be a great AIM handle for him though!!
(11:26AM) theneedforspeed: don't bother though. he never answers IMs at school.
(11:26AM) theneedforspeed: be kind of weird if he did actually
(11:26AM) theneedforspeed: too busy learning or being a good citizen or something

(11:26AM) superhaole: I can't ever remembe rthe numbestop that.

(11:26AM) theneedforspeed: no.
(11:26AM) theneedforspeed: make me.
(11:26AM) theneedforspeed: stupidboy. XP

(11:27AM) superhaole: Oh I'll make you.

(11:27AM) theneedforspeed: I'm sooooo scared
(11:27AM) theneedforspeed: hay, want to see my new smiley? 8D

(11:27AM) superhaole: Shit yes. Anything that'll make yuo stop usin gthat stupid '8D'.

(11:27AM) theneedforspeed: XP XP XP!!!
(11:27AM) theneedforspeed: but that's not my new smiley
(11:27AM) theneedforspeed: that's just a different one
(11:27AM) theneedforspeed: Anyway: z(^)_(^)z

(11:27AM) superhaole: ...
(11:28AM) superhaole: You are SO lame1

(11:28AM) theneedforspeed: HA HA HA 8D


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COMMENTS:
... I still think this bit is funny as hell. Also, let us all pretend that Bart has a special STAR Labs cell phone that can actually handle his typing speed.

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