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Every Fanfic Ever Written!
Recycled blog content, no surprise there! This is just exactly what it purports to be: every fanfic ever written, now in convenient tablet form for easier swallowing! Or something like that.

RPG's Rules of Order
A guide to the proper way to save the world. Invaluable for the young adventurer whose turn it is to rescue humanity!
Of course it's recycled blog content. You were expecting maybe creativity?

Mary Sue, Baby I Love You, Mary Sue
A loving paean to that most familiar of self-insertions, Mary Sue. Really. More recycled blog content.

Generic Mooncalf Smut In Two Hundred Words! (!!)
Recycled blog content! Yay!

Vagrant Story: The Vagrant Story Fashion Dictionary!
Ever wonder what that fetish-wear was called? Now you know! More recycled blog content.

Classifying the Wild Bishounen Part 2: Yaoi Theory 101
A pair of lengthy blogs that I thought were worth including. What the hell. Attempting to sound dispassionate and learned about sex makes my day.

The Web Fanartist's Credo
Something that I needed to rave about. It started out being a LOT shorter than this...

Classifying the Wild Bishounen: A Generally Incorrect Essay
Heh, I'm probably so misled on this one, but it was fun to write anyway. 

Wild ARMs: Why Rudy Always Wears That @%#$@ Bandage: The Mooncalf Hypothesis
Random lunacy, of the stuff that fangirls are made of! Beware, this one contains MAJOR spoilers.

FFVII: The Quick and Dirty IRC Version
An IRC chat that was just too funny not to log.

Presenting the Angst-Co. Multi-Bishounen!
Too much late-night TV... aargh... still, I'm amused.