Matantei Loki Ragnarok - The Shortest Matantei Loki Ragnarok Episode Ever
Because it would work, dammit, it would work.
Xenosaga: Der Wille Zur Macht - Things That Go 'Sue!' In The Night
Xenosaga is a game that truly deserves some fierce mocking. Complete with derogatory hand gestures.
Star Ocean: The Second Story - Cross Crush (!)
When you cross 'all's fair in love and war' with 'whatever can go wrong, will go wrong', you get 'Ashton'.
Star Ocean: The Second Story - Writer's Circle (!)
Those Star Ocean kiddies are so talented, aren't they? They write, they play musical instruments, they draw, they make clothes, they take photographs...
Suikoden III - Before It's Too Late! (!)
And sometimes, I'm just downright strange. But don't tell me you didn't at least suspect something like this, fleetingly.
Suikoden III - Love In An Elevator (!)
I wrote a parody! I wrote a parody! It's been well over a year and I finally wrote another parody! Take that, Suikoden III!... I refuse to say anything else about the plot of this parody. I think the title speaks for itself more than adequately. Mmm, random Aerosmithin'.
Star Ocean: The Second Story - Sixty-Second Summaries
In which I parody, not the game itself, but all my own fanfics about it! I'm so meta I just kill myself. Anyway, before you read this, you'll probably want to have read all my other SO2 fic, including the brand-new 'Freakshow Trilogy'; it'll be less funny if you don't know the stories that I'm parodying. Plus, um, spoilers for the stories. If you care.
FF4 - Happy Birthday, Li'l Cecil!
It must be drugs. It MUST. Nothing else can explain this crack-headed nonsense!
Vagrant Story - Go Wyverns (!!)
Holy mother of Ashley Riot, this thing is... is... something. I got a litle ambitious. Hell, I got a LOT ambitious. Fuck ambitious, I tried to grab the moon. One hundred and forty-six pages, four chapters... quite possibly the best thing I've ever written. I need a drink...
Tales From The Wyvern Westward - Womanizers Anonymous (!)
(Contains: FF4, FF6, FF8, FF9, Xenogears, Suikoden, Valkyrie Profile, and brief cameo appearances by FF7 and Wild ARMs 2)
Hey! It's an actual parody! A REAL one! Trying to calm myself down after having a FIT over Go Wyverns...
Vagrant Story - The Shortest Vagrant Story Fanfic Ever!
A couple of old pieces...
Vagrant Story - The Second Shortest Vagrant Story Fanfic Ever!
Brought back to the top so that I could show you...
Vagrant Story - The Shortest Vagrant Story Yaoi Fanfic Ever! (!)
Oh, shut up and read it. At this length, NOTHING is explicit.
Vagrant Story - The Shortest Vagrant Story Hentai Fanfic Ever! (!)
Hentai? On MY page? Migod!
Vagrant Story - The Shortest Pretentious-As-Hell Vagrant Story Fanfic Ever!
I... actually like this one quite a bit, despite the lack of length. Um, and the pretentious part.
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - The Adventures of Alucart! (!)
I can't be the first person to think of this. Can I?
Chrono Cross - Harle Le Quin
Tell me this isn't the first thing you thought of, the first time Harle opened her mouth.
Tales from the Wyvern Westward: Just Another Night (!)
(Contains: FF 6, 7, 8 and 9; Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross; Vagrant Story; Breath of Fire 3; Xenogears)
Everything I couldn't find a place for elsewhere, stuffed into one typical evening at the Wyvern Westward. Fear this parody. I do.
FF8: Paradise By The Dashboard Light (!)
Even after all this time, I STILL hate Rinoa. Maybe you can still tell!
(Yes, it is what you think it is.)
Xenogears: A Public Service Announcement (!)
Fei abuse, like you like it. And yeah, I know that's bad grammar.
Suikoden II: Uke Party! (!!)
Um. My yaoi-loving alter ego Madcow took over my brain. Consider yourself warned.
Xenogears: Hideous Kinky (!!)
I swear, the first person who refers to 'Zero Wing' after reading this gets their face punched in. Even though... um... they would be right.
Final Fantasy 9: Eiko's Boyfriend
If she can't have Zidane, who CAN she have?
Final Fantasy 9: Hanging Out (!!)
Beware. Gratuitous profanity ahead.
Grandia: The Wow Guys
Yes, so I've finally gotten around to playing the first Grandia. I... hope someone gets the joke. Really I do.
Suikoden II: God's Gift To Women (!)
Beware, this parody is huge and twisted.
Xenogears: Happy New Year! (!)
Not a companion piece to the Christmas poem, hallelujah. No cheap doggerel, just cheap laughs.
Tales from the Wyvern Westward: Casting Call
(Crossover: FF5, FF6, FF7, FF8, FF9)
More randomness from crossover hell, and it's not NEARLY as big as it sounds.
Tales from the Wyvern Westward: You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto...
(Crossover: Xenogears, Final Fantasy 9)
Very small. One joke. But it had to be said.
Tales from the Wyvern Westward: Looking for Kid, Any Kid
(Crossover: Chrono Cross, Suikoden)
Eh heh. Quite possibly a series here.
Valkyrie Profile: All Us Feathers
Haven't even finished the game and I'm already busting with parody. This is a good sign!
Chrono Cross: The Real Prologue
Bleh again.
Final Fantasy 7: Scooby Dooby Sith, Where Are You?
Ah, nostalgia... jinkies!
Vagrant Story: Workshopness
This one's for all you guy-type guys out there...
Final Fantasy 6: Babe Alert! (!)
Scamming on hot babes is a universal pastime. Even kings do it.
Xenogears: Fraud!
Bleh.
Xenogears: Obligatory Shower Scene (!)
Bet that title got your attention, didn't it?
Wild ARMs 2: I Love You! (!)
Oh yeah. Love sucks. Especially if you're Ashley Winchester.
Suikoden II: Versus Battle!
Finally, busting through parodist's block. Well, sort of. This one's okay.
Suikoden II: Help Wanted (!)
By request... I love saying that. By request. I feel so popular.
Final Fantasy Tactics: Elmdor's Little Problem
Kind of an inside joke... but those of you who play the game my way just might get it.
Final Fantasy Tactics: A Mediator's Life
A little ditty about my favorite Tactics job class...
Vagrant Story: The Merrie Comedie of Afhley The Riotouf
Definitely the best writing I've done in a while... this one is SO bad.
Final Fantasy Tactics: N.O.K.D.
In which Ramza and his snobby prep-school buddies save the world! Or just natter on about nothing.
Wild ARMs 2: On the Positive Aspects of Torture
You'll never look at Brad the same way again!
Vagrant Story: Vagrant Thoughts
In which I basically make the same jokes that everyone else has been making about this game.
FF8: The Perfect Girl
Ehh. Just a tiny spot of Rinoa-bashing. Just to keep my hand in.
FF7: Hot Yaoi Action! (!!)
Okay, so I'm going to hell. I'm taking you all with me.
FF5: Brief Flirtations
For those of you who think my fics are too long, normally.
Vagrant Story: Tea Party
There IS no point. There is only a single joke.
Various and Sundry: The Dating Game!
(contains: Xenogears, Suikoden, Castlevania, SaGa Frontier II, Final Fantasy 8)
Egad, a crossover parody! This one doesn't QUITE live up to its promise... but it will, eventually. Oh, how it will.
FF6: Crash! (!)
Well, this one was long overdue... plus it's... long.
FF7: Overdose (!)
Why do I ALWAYS pick on Yuffie in my FF7 fics? Because Yuffie so desperately needs to be publicly abused.
Gundam Wing: Duo's Little Mission (!)
Mooncalf parodies something besides PlayStation RPGs! Film at eleven...
FF7: Insult Fest
Wow, I actually wrote an FF7 parody...
Breath of Fire 3: Hair Salon!
How did I come up with this? I really just... don't know...
SaGa Frontier 2: What About Narcisse?
Just a little braaaaaain flake that fell off my head and had to be written...
SaGa Frontier 2: Super-D!
Holy COW, this is weird. I mean, this is WEIRD weird.
Suikoden II: Suikoden II Goes To Hell
No other RPG offers such a wide variety of parody targets! ^_^
FFTactics: Male Bonding (!)
Still probably the best one in this section.
Wild ARMs: Later (!)
In which someone beeps!
FF8: Girl Talk
I hate Rinoa. Maybe you can tell.
FF8: Weight Problem
I still hate Rinoa. Maybe you can still tell.
FF8: Fujin Says Hi! (!)
This one's just stupid. But read it anyway.
FF8: Irvine and Selphie (!)
Careful of this one, it's scary...
FF8: Your Face
My earliest attempt at parody. |