Vagrant Story: The Shortest Vagrant Story Hentai Fanfic Ever!
Wow! Actual HENTAI on my website! What a shocker!
No spoilers! Sexual innuendo!

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(SCENE: Just inside the underground entrance to Lea Monde. CALLO MERLOSE and ASHLEY RIOT are here. Just up the stairs behind them is sunlight, and freedom; through a gate in front of them is Lea Monde and all its horrors. And, somewhere, SYDNEY LOSSTAROT and JOSHUA BARDOBA. ASHLEY regards the gate stoically. CALLO regards ASHLEY with a strange mixture of apprehension and awe.)

CALLO: You need not do this alone, you know.

ASHLEY: You have no combat experience. You would only be a liability.

CALLO: Heck, you don't need to do this at all. Stay here and let's give each other blowjobs.

ASHLEY: ... what the hell, you're on.

(CALLO takes ASHLEY's hand and drags him off behind a shelf full of wine casks. Shortly, we see SYDNEY standing at the top of the stairs, listening to the interesting noises from below and tapping his foot impatiently.)

(CURTAIN.)


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COMMENTS: Whee!

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