| FF8: Fujin Says Hi
This one is... well, pretty totally stupid. I knocked it off in about
three minutes and discovered it wasn't really funny. Oh well. I guess it'll
appeal to that segment of the population who thinks groin-kicking is funny.
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| (SCENE: Seifer's SeeD room, late at night.)
(There is a knock on the door. SEIFER answers the door, revealing FUJIN.) SEIFER: Fuj? This better be good, I gotta take the SeeD test in the morning... FUJIN: HORNINESS. (FUJIN rears back and kicks SEIFER squarely in the crotch.) SEIFER: WHOOF! (SEIFER collapses to the floor, holding himself and trying not to cry. After a few minutes, he can speak again.) SEIFER: DAMN, Fujin, you've gotta find a better way to announce that... arrgh... FUJIN: SORRY. SEIFER: No way I can help you with that NOW... (FUJIN looks disappointed and turns to go.) SEIFER: Uh... Fuj... where you going? FUJIN: RAIJIN. SEIFER: Well... hell, you don't have to do that, Fuj. Not like I'm going to get any sleep anyway... come on in. (FUJIN enters Seifer's room and the door closes.) (SCENE: Same, two months later.) (SEIFER opens his door, revealing FUJIN. He quickly covers his crotch with his hand.) SEIFER: Uhh... hey Fuj. Whatís up? FUJIN: PREGNANCY. SEIFER: ... Shit. (CURTAIN.) |
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===== COMMENTS: Nothing I didn't really say above... this just isn't very good. Something on my website has to be the worst thing on my website; I think this is it. On a side note, I've always preferred to think of Fujin as 'Fuujin'... it looks better to me... but I refrained from that above. Fujin's definitely one of my favorite FF8 characters. I hear that in the Japanese version she spoke in single kanji... |