FF8: Fujin Says Hi

This one is... well, pretty totally stupid. I knocked it off in about three minutes and discovered it wasn't really funny. Oh well. I guess it'll appeal to that segment of the population who thinks groin-kicking is funny. 
I'm including it for the sake of completeness, but don't tell me that it sucks, because I know it sucks. 
A couple of spoilers. Plus the thing does deal, however obliquely, with sex.

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(SCENE: Seifer's SeeD room, late at night.)
(There is a knock on the door. SEIFER answers the door, revealing FUJIN.)

SEIFER: Fuj? This better be good, I gotta take the SeeD test in the morning...

FUJIN: HORNINESS.

(FUJIN rears back and kicks SEIFER squarely in the crotch.)

SEIFER: WHOOF!

(SEIFER collapses to the floor, holding himself and trying not to cry. After a few minutes, he can speak again.)

SEIFER: DAMN, Fujin, you've gotta find a better way to announce that... arrgh...

FUJIN: SORRY.

SEIFER: No way I can help you with that NOW...

(FUJIN looks disappointed and turns to go.)

SEIFER: Uh... Fuj... where you going?

FUJIN: RAIJIN.

SEIFER: Well... hell, you don't have to do that, Fuj. Not like I'm going to get any sleep anyway... come on in.

(FUJIN enters Seifer's room and the door closes.)

(SCENE: Same, two months later.)

(SEIFER opens his door, revealing FUJIN. He quickly covers his crotch with his hand.)

SEIFER: Uhh... hey Fuj. Whatís up?

FUJIN: PREGNANCY.

SEIFER: ... Shit.

(CURTAIN.)


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COMMENTS: Nothing I didn't really say above... this just isn't very good. Something on my website has to be the worst thing on my website; I think this is it.
On a side note, I've always preferred to think of Fujin as 'Fuujin'... it looks better to me... but I refrained from that above.
Fujin's definitely one of my favorite FF8 characters. I hear that in the Japanese version she spoke in single kanji...

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