Matantei Loki Ragnarok - The Shortest Matantei Loki Ragnarock Episode Ever

Guess who I hate!

Very, very minor spoilers.
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(SCENE: LOKI's large and comfortable mansion. In the background we can hear the sounds of YAMINO humming to himself and cooking dinner. The doorbell rings; since YAMINO is otherwise occupied, it falls to LOKI (with ECCHAN riding on his head) to answer his own door. He opens the door, revealing MAYURA.)

MAYURA: (bouncing up and down on her toes and trilling) Loki, you've got to come and see, I found the best mystery, oooh, it's so strange...

LOKI: (edging backwards a bit) Ah... Mayura, I am sorry. I am... not home right now.

(MAYURA stops bouncing and looks sad.)

MAYURA: You're not? Oh, that's too bad, Loki! Oh, well, I guess I'll see you later...

(MAYURA twirls in a circle and races off, out through the gate. LOKI stares after her, slightly boggled, before closing the door.)

LOKI: I admit, I did not think that would work.

ECCHAN: Punya~an!


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COMMENTS:
It would work. You know it would work. Maybe only for ten minutes, but Mayura would fall for it.

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