| FF8: The Perfect Girl
A little bit of nothing, just because I felt the urge to abuse Rinoa some more. Go figure. ^_^ ===== |
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(SCENE: SELPHIE's room in Balamb Garden. SELPHIE is sprawled out in a beanbag chair, and QUISTIS is lounging on the bed flipping idly through a magazine.) QUISTIS: So, anyway, I worry about Squall sometimes. You know? SELPHIE: Yeah! He's so... so quiet and he doesn't have any friends...
it's not right! He ought to... to socialize
QUISTIS: That would be hell for Squall, I think. But maybe... you know, maybe a girlfriend? SELPHIE: I'm taken! QUISTIS: Oh, I know, I wasn't suggesting either of us. Squall would definitely need a very specific type of girl to make him happy. SELPHIE: Yeah... QUISTIS: I mean, some guys are happy with just about any girl... SELPHIE: Like Zell! QUISTIS: Exactly! But Squall needs someone a LOT more specific. SELPHIE: You mean... a self-obsessed hyperactive terminally perky woman who runs rampant over his feelings in a shallow attempt to make him 'cheer up'? Someone who'll ignore his needs and his desire to live quietly completely in order to mold him into her perfect cheerful robot of a boyfriend? QUISTIS: Yes! Exactly! SELPHIE: Booyaka! But where are we going to find someone like that? (The window crashes open and RINOA falls through. Bouncing to her feet, she beams happily.) RINOA: Hi! I'm L'il Rinoa and this is my boomerang-crossbow Wingy-Thingy! (SELPHIE and QUISTIS look at each other.) SELPHIE and QUISTIS: Perfect. QUISTIS: Rinoa? Hi, I'm Quistis... there's this really cute guy who lives down the hall, and he desperately needs your help! RINOA: Really?! Show me where! I love helping guys in need! I cheer 'em right up! SELPHIE: Two doors down! Just knock! He's got brown hair and his name is Squall! (RINOA dashes out of the room. QUISTIS and SELPHIE listen attentively. There's a knock, then a brief buzz of conversation, then from down the hall they hear:) SQUALL: ... Wingy-thingy? (QUISTIS and SELPHIE high-five each other.) SELPHIE: Success! (CURTAIN.) |
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===== COMMENTS: Crikey, I stole a reference from one of my own damn fanfics. That's kind of pitiful. Actually, this whole fic is kind of pitiful. One joke. ONE. But, heck, I was feeling random. Doesn't a 'boomerang-crossbow' sound like a REALLY BAD IDEA? I always thought one of the primary goals of the crossbow was for the bolts NOT to boomerang... |