Vagrant Story: The Shortest Vagrant Story Fanfic Ever
For... um... the person who wrote me wanting more Vagrant Story fanfics, whose email I managed to lose
before I could reply.
Hey, not many spoilers here.
=====
 
(SCENE: A quiet midsummer's day. ASHLEY RIOT and CALLO MERLOSE stand before the entrance to the forgotten, forbidden city of Lea Monde. Off in the distance looms the island city, stark and forboding; the cries of men and monsters rise from the depths of the darkness. The entrance to the caverns looms like a gaping maw at their feet; below is nothing but darkness. The reek of stale air and the stealthy shuffling of predators rises from below.)

ASHLEY: ...

CALLO: ...

ASHLEY: Screw this. I quit. I'm going home.

CALLO: What?

ASHLEY: I said, I'm going home. I resign. I have fired myself. I may be grieving but I'm not STUPID.

(ASHLEY leaves. After a moment, so does CALLO.)

(CURTAIN.)
 
 


=====
COMMENTS:
Whee!

back to parody
back to library