| SaGa Frontier 2 - Super-D!
Oh, this is weird. This is really weird. I really have nothing more to say. For some reason, it's very popular, though. Not really many spoilers, although you'll probably need to have played through Wil Knights' first scenario in SF2 to get it. If you've done that, that's all you need to know. ===== |
| (SCENE: The Diggers' Bar in Westia.)
(L'IL WIL walks in.) L'IL WIL: Hi! I'm L'il Wil, and this is my staff, L'il Smackdown! (L'IL CORDELIA turns to L'IL WIL from her seat.) L'IL CORDELIA: Hi, L'il Wil! Hi, L'il Smackdown! I'm L'il Cordelia, and this is my spear, L'il Pokey! L'IL WIL: Hi, L'il Cordelia! Hi, L'il Pokey! (L'IL NARCISSE turns around from his spot at the bar.) L'IL NARCISSE: Yawn. Another new digger. This one doesn't look up to my standards either. Oh, well. Hello, L'il Wil, L'il Smackdown. I'm L'il Narcisse, and this is my Bushfire spell, L'il YEEOWTCH!. L'IL CORDELIA: L'il Narcisse! Are you all right?! L'IL WIL: Did you drop your spell? Do you need healing? I have a Blue Water! L'IL NARCISSE: No, no. Imbeciles. That's my spell's name, L'il YEEOWTCH!. See? Watch. (L'IL NARCISSE crosses to the door and casts a Bushfire spell outside the Diggers' Bar. From outside:) LOTS OF L'IL VOICES: YEEOWTCH! L'IL NARCISSE: See? L'IL WIL: Wow, L'il Narcisse! That was super DUPER! L'IL NARCISSE: I know. L'IL WIL: Hey, do you guys want to come with me to the L'il Ruins of L'il Hahn? We might find a L'il Quell or two! L'IL CORDELIA: Wow, L'il Wil! That sounds terrif! Count me and L'il Pokey in! L'IL WIL: Terrif, L'il Cordelia, L'il Pokey! What about you, L'il Narcisse, L'il YEEOWTCH!? L'IL NARCISSE: Sigh. I've got nothing better to do. L'il YEEOWTCH! and I had best come along and babysit the four of you. L'IL CORDELIA: Brillig! L'IL NARCISSE: Brillig? L'IL WIL: Terrif! (L'IL WIL, L'IL SMACKDOWN, L'IL CORDELIA, L'IL POKEY, L'IL NARCISSE
and L'IL YEEOWTCH! all travel to the L'il Ruins of L'il Hahn.)
L'IL TYLER: Hi! I'm L'il Tyler and this is my axe, L'il Choppy! L'IL WIL: Imagine that! Want to come with us, L'il Tyler, L'il Choppy? We're going to go find some L'il Quells! L'IL TYLER: Zowie! L'IL NARCISSE: Zowie? L'IL WIL: Brillig! L'IL CORDELIA: Terrif! L'IL NARCISSE: Argh. (CURTAIN.) |
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===== COMMENTS: What was I SMOKING?! Where can I get some MORE?! Crikey, it sounds like an unholy union of SaGa Frontier 2, Pokemon, and a Grimm's Fairy Tale... |