| Vagrant Story: The Shortest Vagrant Story Yaoi Fanfic Ever!
Oh, come on, you all knew it was coming! Stop moaning! No spoilers, as usual, although... uh... yes. Yaoi overtones. Nothing graphic, however. ===== |
| (SCENE: Deep inside the bowels of Lea Monde. It's dark, pitch-dark,
but the echoes suggest that this is a room of prodigious size. One tiny,
weak circle of torchlight mars the otherwise perfect gloom, and in the
center of this light kneels ASHLEY RIOT. He's obviously taken a terrible
beating from something: he is covered in blood, his left arm dangles uselessly
by his side, and his leotard top has been ripped off. A huge semi-circle
of splashed blood starts at his feet, and just within the circle of torchlight,
we can see the feet of something. Whatever it was, it's dead now.)
ASHLEY: Gods... (ASHLEY's sword clatters uselessly to the ground, sending ripples through the pool of blood. With an effort, ASHLEY gathers magical power to himself and casts a spell of healing; a brief glimmer of blue light bathes his features and he straightens, flexing his left arm.) VOICE: Well done, O Riskbreaker. Well done. (ASHLEY's head snaps up, and he leaps to his feet as SYDNEY glides into the circle of torchlight. SYDNEY's sardonic eyes look ASHLEY over, from bloodstained sandals to battered bare torso to set face.) SYDNEY: So... want to have sex? ASHLEY: ... yeah, sure, okay. (ASHLEY douses the torch. The room falls into perfect blackness. Shortly thereafter, the acoustics of the room are put to the test.) (CURTAIN.) |
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===== COMMENTS: Whee! |