| Tales From The Wyvern Westward: You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto
This is really just a small, disembodied snippet of conversation. It contains references to Xenogears and to Final Fantasy 9, although there are almost no serious spoilers. ===== |
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(SCENE: The main room at the Wyvern Westward. BART is here, slumped over a table, snoring.) (MARGIE enters the bar and crosses to BART.) MARGIE: Bart! Bart, come on, wake up, we gotta go! (BART wakes, slowly.) BART: Guh? Wha? Marcy? MARGIE: Um... did you say 'Margie'? BART: Um. Yeah. Yeah. Hi, Margie. What's up? MARGIE: Sigurd needs you back at the Yggdrasil, and... EEEEK! Bart! What happened to your eyepatch? BART: Huh? (BART reaches up and gropes his face.) MARGIE: Eww... um... I'll be outside, okay, Bart? (MARGIE rushes out, looking definitely ill. BART searches the area around his table, not finding anything.) BART: Hey! Has anyone seen my eyepatch? SEVERAL VOICES: Ewwwww... BART: Look, I'm sorry! Just give me back my eyepatch and you don't have to look at it any more! Where is it? SOMEONE: I think Kuja took it. BART: ... why the hell does he need my eyepatch? It'd just cover up his eyeshadow... hey, Kuja! KUJA: What?... I hope you know that that looks really disgusting. BART: Uh... do you have my eyepatch? KUJA: Yes. BART: Well, give it back! What do you need it for anyway? KUJA: Pants. BART: ... uh? (BART stares at KUJA for a moment.) BART: Uh. I don't think I'll need that back after all... 'scuse me. (BART puts his hand over his face and rushes out the door, looking definitely ill.) (CURTAIN.) |
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===== COMMENTS: Kuja's outfit puts me in mind of Vagrant Story... it's a nice skimpy outfit he's almost wearing, isn't it? |