Final Fantasy 8: The Squall Who Stole Christmas
Merry Christmas. From all of us, to all of you. Hey, at least it's not tube socks.
Suikoden I and II - The Ballad Of The Silent Protagonist
WARNING: This po-M is so mind-destroyingly stupid that it probably causes brain damage. This website takes no responsibility for damages incurred while reading this po-M.
Vagrant Story: Sydneywocky!
There is no poem so sacred that I won't screw it up. Poor Lewis Carroll...
Final Fantasy 8: Lunatic Pandora
Dear God. Serious, angsty poetry. What the fuck was I thinking? Gah, next I'll be a Goth...
Original: Shounen And Shoujo Ai (!)
Randomness. Reads like song lyrics. Also, it's not terribly funny. Dammit, I'm supposed to be FUNNY.
Xenogears: Xenohaiku!
Another damn series of bad po-Ms. Bad faux-haiku, at that.
King of Fighters: Ten Little Kings of Fighters
a nursery rhyme for violent children
Vagrant Story: John Hardin, John Hardin
a very very bad (on purpose) Vagrant Story po-M
Various and Sundry: A Handful of Limericks
Having too much fun on the Artcorner BBS.
FF7: 'Twas The Night Before Christmas
Happy holidays to all my faithful readers. And the rest of y'all, too. |