| FF8: Lunatic Pandora
You know, even though I wasn't overly happy with Final Fantasy 8, it seems to be a fertile breeding ground for what little serious crap I write. Behold, angsty poetry, with slightly more effort than usual put into rhyme and meter. Be VERY wary of this one. It's not funny in the slightest. Spoilers. Yes. Spoilers ahoy. Plus it's angsty, vaguely depressing, and it's poetry, for crying out loud. Oh, and one curse word. Yeehaw. ===== |
| There's Irvine, there's Selphie,
There's Rinoa and Squall, There's Zell and there's Quistis. They're coming. That is all. And Raijin says muthafuck
But Fuujin, she remembers
And Raijin remembers
And Seifer remembers
And all three remember
And they curse and they grumble
And so Fuujin and Raijin
Seifer shatters his childhood
He shivers, and he trembles
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===== COMMENTS: You know, I am very tempted to hate this poem BECAUSE it is serious. I hate serious poetry! I want my poetry to be funny! But I made the effort, so I guess I'll stick it up here... grgh. Angst. I don't HAVE angst. Why do I WRITE angst? Because I have such a terrible bias against serious amateur poetry, I really have no idea if this poem is any good at all. I'll pretend it is. |