Xenohaiku: Xenogears in Haiku, Sort Of
Spoiler warning! You'll probably want to have finished Xenogears before you read this!
There are also a couple of foul words in here, for those of you who care about that...
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The main character...
Now he's Fei and now he's Id...
AAAAAA he's f*cking nuts

And then there's the girl
There must ALWAYS be a girl
This one's named Elly

Doctor and pirate
Gladiator, little girls
Gunslinger... pink thing...

Lots of little girls
Now that I think about it
But one does grow up.

And there's a bad guy
And a plot, a lot of plot
And, um, some more plot

Did I mention plot?
Oh, and jumping, lots of that
And big robots too!

All the guys are hunks
And all the girls are children
Well, except Elly.

And Dominia
And Kelvena and Tolone
And Seraphita...

Um, and Miang. Damn.
So much for THAT dumb theory.
And Zephyr too. Sheesh.

But there ARE children.
A LOT of children. Crikey.
All these little girls.

And then there's Chu-Chu.
Um, let's just drop it, shall we?
You'll be happier...

And there's some more plot
Hours and hours of plot...
Oh, just play the game.

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COMMENTS: It's just... random. Random, random, random.

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