[monday]
      He stopped in front of the door and automatically reached up to adjust his tie, hooking his fingers around the knot and resettling it yet again. For some reason, he couldn't take his eyes off the nameplate by the door. The Special Ops wing looked just like the wing he'd transferred from--plain white hallways, doors every twenty feet or so, inboxes mounted by each one--but instead of having the division name on it, the little white card in the bracket above the inbox here just said 107 Templar. Someone had written w00t! beneath it, in pencil.

      Dave frowned uncertainly. Now that he was actually here, in front of the door, he was nervous. Well, all right, he'd been nervous ever since he'd gotten his official transfer notice, but that had been more of an excited nervous. He'd been promoted to Field Division--to the Special Ops branch--to Team Templar! Dave had never felt so much like a rock star in his life as he had on Thursday when the news got out. (Of course, even the most jealous of his former coworkers had made a point of telling him that he was insane, but Dave had been diffidently angling for Special Ops ever since he joined the FBI and he thought he could probably handle it.)

      No, this was more of a butterflies-in-the-stomach nervous. A stage-fright nervous. A rock star stage-fright nervous. Six months of doing his best to accept that the position was going to go to someone else before the blue sheet showed up on his desk. Of course he was bound to be a little nervous--

      Abruptly he realized that he'd been standing here gawking at the door like an idiot for close to a minute. He glanced up and down the hall in embarrassment, hoping that no one had seen him; it wasn't quite eight in the morning, though, and the hallway was still empty enough to echo. Dave shook his head, tightened his grip on the handle of his briefcase, and knocked on the door. "Come in!" someone yelled from the other side.

      Awkwardly he shuffled his briefcase into his other hand and opened the door. Or tried to. It was surprisingly heavy, and he ended up having to put his shoulder against it to push it open far enough to stick his head into the room. "Hello?"

      The room was empty save for the guy with his nose to his monitor just a few feet away from where Dave was standing. "Come on in," he said, not looking up.

      Dave edged the door open farther and shuffled himself in. Unthinkingly he let go of the doorknob and the heavy door swung itself shut with a muffled boom that made him jerk a little; the guy at the computer didn't so much as look up. "Hang on a sec," he said, and did something, and then something else, and then turned away from his computer to blink nearsightedly at Dave. "Can I help you?"

      "I hope so," said Dave, switching his briefcase back to his other hand. "I'm, uh, David Brassoff? I was supposed to start today?"

      There was a pause, during which the guy at the computer studied him like he was some fascinating new species of insect. "Sandy's in there," he finally said, jerking a thumb at the empty doorway behind him. "She'll get you--what's the word?--oriented." And before Dave could say anything else he twitched out an absent smile and went back to his computer.

      "Thanks," Dave told the back of the guy's head. Edging around the corner of the empty desk in the front of the room he headed for the indicated door, stealing little glances around as he went. The place didn't look particularly crazy.

      The door (had it been there, which, as Dave discovered, it was not) led into a small and plain office much like most every other petty chief's office Dave had ever been in. Dave stopped in the doorway. A pretty woman of about his age sat at the desk, flipping through a stack of papers, sorting them into piles; she didn't look up. After a painful minute, Dave cleared his throat.

      "Have a seat," she said, still not looking up. "I'll be right with you."

      Dave sat down, put his briefcase between his feet, and waited. He tried not to fidget and failed. After another minute or so she finished sorting the stack of papers; without any further ado she picked up the largest pile and dropped it into the trash, then looked up. "Nate!"

      A chair screeched out in the main room and the guy from earlier appeared in the doorway. "Sandy?"

      She held out a much thinner pile of papers. "Here, take these, sign somebody's name to them, stick 'em in the outbox."

      Dave blinked. The guy named Nate took the papers and flipped through them. "Okay. I'll sign 'em 'Napoleon Dynamite', how's that?" Dave blinked again.

      'Sandy' looked offended. "God, no, Nate." And just as Dave was about to relax, she added, "What is it with nerds and that horrible movie? Pick something else."

      "'Leonidas, King of Sparta'?"

      She nodded. "Works for me. Just do it, I have to get the new guy here set up."

      "Okay!" 'Nate' departed. Dave was left only mildly at sea.

      That taken care of, she switched her gaze, level and assessing, to him. Abruptly he felt very small. "I'm Sandra," she finally said. "Sandra Leone. 'Sandy' is fine. So is 'Springheel', that's my code name. Anything else and I'll break your face."

      "Okay," Dave said, because how else did you respond to that?

      Sandra waited for a moment, then nodded and went on. "And I'm assuming you're, uh, David Brassoff, the transfer." Dave nodded, but before he could say anything else, she went right on. "Mr. Brassoff, before I go on, let me ask you something."

      "Okay," Dave said again.

      "Do you know what happened to the man you're supposed to replace?"

      "Some of it," Dave said uncomfortably. "I know that he was, uh, shot and killed, if that's what you're asking."

      Sandra's gaze was level. "Anything else?"

      "There was..." Dave trailed off, frowned, made a helpless little gesture, and started over. "There was something weird about it. I don't know what it was, I'm not, uh, in the loop there, but there wasn't as much commotion over the shooting as there usually is, and all the files relating to the event have been labeled as, uh, classified information. That's not unheard of, but it's... unusual..." He trailed off, noticing for the first time how closely she was watching him.

      "Yes, well," she said briskly, dismissing the subject. "At least you have some idea of what you're getting into, then. Mr. Brassoff, I'm going to be honest with you."

      Dave blinked. "Okay," he said. He was saying that a lot.

      "It'd probably be easiest on you if you thought of this as a temporary assignment." Oblivious to Dave's stomach dropping into his shoes she looked down at the bit of yellow paper on the desk. Dave could see his name typed neatly at the top. "We're an extremely close-knit and hand-picked team, Mr. Brassoff--"

      "Dave's fine," Dave said weakly.

      "--what?"

      "Dave's fine," he repeated.

      Sandra waved that away with a little huff of irritation. "My point, Mr. Brassoff, is that Upstairs can't just assign us a new team member at random and expect him to fit in. But he did. And by doing that, he's put both us and you in a bad position."

      "Oh," said Dave.

      "For the time being, though, you're on. Simon's currently on medical leave--he's recovering from a gunshot wound--"

      "I know," said Dave, his voice getting very small.

      Sandra talked right over him, barely glancing up. "--so until he comes back at full capacity and can see about replacing you, we'll give you a chance. I suppose you never know."

      "Thank you," said Dave. His stomach hurt a little. How was he supposed to go back to Internet Crime after this?

      "So!" Sandra said. Now she looked up, folding her hands together on top of the yellow sheet with his name on it. "Quick rundown of the basic ground rules. This team gets into some very hairy situations, sometimes without warning, so we require every member of this team to put in at least five hours per month down at the firing range and to carry their weapon at all times while on duty. That goes for acting members as well, Mr. Brassoff. I assume you carry?"

      "Uh," said Dave. "Yes'm." His hand crept under his suit jacket and touched the shoulder holster there.

      "Good. Moving on. If you take the last cup of coffee in the pot, you make more. The only person who is exempt from this rule is Simon. If Simon takes the last cup of coffee in the pot, whoever gets publicly caught noticing first makes more. Whoever gets here first in the morning makes the coffee and brings in the paper in the inbox. Put it on the desk here. Clear so far?"

      "Yes'm," Dave said again, his mind a whirl of coffee and paper.

      Sandra smiled for a bare second. It didn't look particularly friendly. "We'll go over the rest if you survive, Mr. Brassoff. Now, then, as to what I'm going to have you doing..."

      Ten minutes later she abandoned him, numbed and despairing, to the blank gazes of three computers. "I'll introduce you to the other team members once we're all here," she said briskly. "Good luck. You'll need it." And just like that she was gone, her hair flickering out behind her like a pennant as she strode back into the doorless office.

      Dave stole a covert glance left. The guy at the other, separate computer--Nate, apparently, which Dave supposed made him 'Specs'--didn't appear to be paying him much attention. By this point Dave was so embarrassed that he he could only be grateful for that. He put his briefcase down at the end of the smaller desk and let out as stealthy a sigh as he could get away with, struggling to snap himself out of his temporary paralysis.

      So it was going to be like that. Two weeks, three at the outside, and if he hadn't made an impression by that point he was going to be dumped back down into the desk brigade--well, fine. He shouldn't have expected it to be that easy anyway. Dave nodded to himself. He'd just have to make the most of this chance he'd been given, that's all, and try not to psych himself out.

      This Story guy was supposed to have been some kind of freakish prodigy with computers? Dave had run across self-proclaimed computer geniuses every day of the week when he was back in Internet Crime, and he'd still managed to help prosecute a bunch of them. He could do this. Sure. First thing he needed to do was go down and talk to the guys in IT, see what they had to say about this guy and his computers, pick up a few things... after that it was just a matter of time, leverage, and psychology. And, if all else failed, brute force. He could do this. He could.

      By the time he'd finished thinking all of that, he almost believed it. Straightening his shoulders and firming his jaw Dave grabbed the back of the chair and spun it around--

      --the entire top half came slewing loose under his hand and crashed to the ground. Dave yelped and jumped back just barely in time to save his toes; the guy behind him made a little choking sound that sounded unpleasantly like an abortive laugh. Dave stared blankly down at the half-a-chair laying on the ground at his feet, his newly-won and shaky confidence draining away again.

      Sandra stuck her head back out of the office. "What the hell was that?" she demanded to know.

      "He broke Rich's chair," Nate said from behind Dave, his voice a little uneven.

      "Uh, sorry..." Dave dug up a sickly grin from somewhere and picked up the top half of the chair, hefting it awkwardly. "I'll, uh, I'll take this out to the dumpster," he said. He could barely hear himself for the roaring in his ears. "I'll... come back for the other half."

      They both watched him silently as he floundered across the room, thighs bumping painfully into the half-a-chair at every step. The door was heavy (in his flustered state he'd completely managed to forget that) and he wound up having to inch it open a little bit at a time while balancing the half-chair against his hip; he scooted out as soon as he could and got the lever handle jammed into his stomach for his troubles. As soon as he managed to break free the door boomed to behind him, making him jump again.

      Out in the mercifully still-empty hall, Dave stood and gasped at the closed door, absently cradling the seat against his chest like an awkwardly oversized puppy. Sweat broke out on his forehead. Could this be going any worse?

      Abruptly he brought the chair up, banging himself sharply in the forehead with the padded seat back. It hurt a bit, but at least this time he'd meant for it to. "Focus," he told himself severely. He squared his shoulders and hefted the half-a-chair, heading down the hallway towards the exit door; halfway there he noticed that there was now oily chair goo smeared across his shirt and tie, which didn't surprise him at all.
 
 

      Somehow he managed not to laugh until the door slammed itself shut. Even then it was just a little snorting sound, quickly choked back. Nate clapped a hand over his mouth and squeezed his eyes shut, going red and sweaty with the effort of not laughing.

      After a minute the new guy's footsteps started up, heading away down the hall, and Nate managed to rein himself in for at least three more seconds before losing it; then he dropped his head onto his crossed arms and laughed until he wheezed.

      "You did that, didn't you," Sandra said behind him. It was half accusing and half amused.

      "Uh huh," Nate said, still pink-faced and wobbly. He brought up the timer function on his computer. "Oh, man, that was awesome, it's a pity the other guys missed it--"

      "Shame on you," said Sandra, trying to sound severe. The laughing kind of ruined the effect, in Nate's opinion. "I hereby officially disapprove of this juvenile stunt. Consider yourself verbally reprimanded."

      "Okay," Nate said, hitting the mouse to start the timer and bounding out of his chair. He had the new guy's briefcase tucked between his knees a second later, fumbling avidly with the locks. Like most people who actually used the locks on their briefcases, the new guy had set the numbers to 000 as a neutral starter setting; by using both thumbs on both locks Nate was able to test two sets of combinations at once, his head whipping back and forth.

      After a pause Sandra came over to stand behind him and watch the process. She stayed quiet. Nate spun the wheels and tested the catches at a frantic speed, keeping half an ear out for the sound of returning footsteps. He wasn't even really looking at the wheels any more, just sinking into that rhythm, click-click, test, click-click, test...

      The right-hand lock popped open at 655, jerking him out of the rhythm. "Ha! What a n00b," Nate crowed. "Time?"

      Sandra leaned back and checked his computer. "Two minutes, seven seconds."

      "Oh yeah, I'm the man." Nate set the left-hand lock to 655 and pushed the catch release. It didn't open. "Huh."

      "Hm?"

      "He's got a different combination on this side." Abandoning the right-hand lock entirely, Nate redoubled his efforts on the left, only to jerk his head up at the sound of approaching footsteps. With a little yelp he slapped the right-hand lock shut and thumbed the dials back to 000, dropping the briefcase back where it had come from and nearly leaping back into his computer chair. A quick slap of his palm against the mouse and a secondary window hid the timer from view, and Nate still had time to take two long, deep, calming breaths before the door creaked slowly and apologetically open.

      The new guy shuffled back in, head down, shoulders hunched, like he was hoping no one would pay any attention to him. Expressionlessly Sandra leaned in and plucked a pen off Nate's desk and carried it back into Simon's office with her, leaving the two of them alone; Nate focused his attention on his monitor and tried desperately to still the whooping hysteria that lurked just underneath his feigned calm.

      Everything went quiet. The new guy glanced back and forth, then abruptly strode over, bent down, grabbed the bottom half of the ex-chair, and tried to pick it up. Nate heard him grunt and hunched his shoulders, nearly losing it.

      The new guy straightened up, frowning. He kicked one of the casters lightly, then a little harder, then hunkered down and ran a hand over the wheel, trying to wedge his finger underneath. Nate couldn't resist. "Problem?" he asked, hooking an arm over the back of his chair to watch the show.

      "Uh." The new guy straightened up and turned around, blinking. He was tall and kind of scrawny-looking, his regulation-cut red hair was starting to draggle across his damp forehead and rumple up along its neat part, and his pale eyes were wide and wild; in Nate's opinion he looked like nothing so much as a semi-hysterical cartoon rooster. Nate nearly choked.

      "No," the new guy said, turning around again to look at the bottom half of the chair, the half of the chair that Nate had spent a good ten minutes painstakingly hot-gluing to the floor. "No problem." And without any warning at all he hauled off and booted one of the chair's legs as hard as he could, both rooster arms flying up to counterbalance the pistoning rooster kick. The hot glue gave, immediately and entirely, and the remnants of Rich's chair hurtled backwards to slam into the wall, chipping and scuffing the industrial off-white paint before rebounding and nearly hitting the guy in the shins.

      He swooped down and picked it up. "See? No problem," he said, turning to face Nate; his eyes were even wider than before but his expression was oddly, crazily focused, and he hugged the chair's base to his chest like someone had given him a present. "I'll be right back," the new guy promised, and he strode across the room and banged out of the saferoom door with something that was either authority or insanity.

      Nate stared after him, his need to laugh momentarily overpowered by awe. "He already broke," Nate told no one in particular, listening to the rapid retreating footsteps. "I broke him. He hasn't even been here half an hour and I already broke him."

      "That's some kind of record," Sandy said from the doorway to Simon's office. "Mike's gonna be pissed that you didn't leave him any."

      "Guess I better do something to make it up to him, then!" And Nate flung himself out of his chair again, grabbing for the briefcase.
 
 

      Mike pulled into the parking lot at ten to nine, purposely letting his car get lost in the sea of other not-quite-late arrivals. Let Farraday try and shoot him now--actually, the idea of Farraday getting chased down and ventilated by an actual army of irate FBI agents was an idea that was too fucking funny to waste, so Mike absently savored it while he maneuvered his car over to his usual parking area.

      There was a spot left. There was always a spot or two left. Nobody liked parking over behind this wing of the building, for some reason. Something about collateral damage. Whatever. Johnny's beater was already parked back here, listing slightly to the left and lowering property values in the area just by existing; Mike pulled in next to it and kicked his door open with glee, putting yet another ding in what remained of the red paint on Johnny's passenger-side door.

      His good mood thus ensured, Mike climbed out to have himself a nice stretch. He was halfway through it when he noticed that Johnny was still sitting in his truck, watching him expressionlessly and chewing on a toothpick. Mike choked back a laugh and waggled his fingers. "Whoops, sorry, Texas, didn't see you there!"

      "Damn, Honda. My truck steal your girlfriend or something?" Johnny asked, hitching open his own door and sliding out.

      "Nah," said Mike. "I just figure, you know, some day that thing's gonna be more dent than truck and then maybe something quantum will happen, you know?"

      "You even know what that means?"

      "Sorta?"

      Johnny grunted and dismissed it, ambling around the back of his truck to join Mike. "New guy's supposed to come today."

      "Shit, I forgot." Mike's good mood fizzled for a moment before rebounding, twice as large. He rubbed his hands together in anticipation. "Oh, man. This? This is gonna be fuuuun."

      "Not for him," Johnny said, not quite grinning.

      Nate was sitting cross-legged on the low concrete wall just outside the door. Waiting for them, as it turned out; the moment he spotted Mike and Johnny he hopped up, bouncing slightly on the balls of his feet as he waited impatiently for them to join him. "Oh, man, you guys," Nate cried once they got close enough to hear. "I gotta tell you...!"

      "Ooh, ooh, new guy?" Mike said, jogging the last ten feet to join Nate under the overhang. Johnny followed at his own, more leisurely pace, and they moved out of the way of the door to huddle up in a corner. Their fellow agents were filtering into the building in ones and twos, the card swipe beeping merrily, and not a single one failed to give the conspiracy a wide berth and a wary glance.

      "He already broke," Nate said in triumph, pushing up his glasses. "Swear to God it took half an hour."

      "Whaaaaat?" Mike wailed. "He broke already and I missed it?"

      Johnny glanced at Mike and then looked back at Nate. "Spill."

      "Oh, man," Nate said again, nearly laughing. "The chair got him, wait 'til you hear--"

      "Awesome," Mike breathed once Nate was done explaining. "Hauled off and kicked it loose? In the middle of all those computers? Dude snapped."

      Nate nodded furiously. "For serious! And then he went back to normal once he calmed down some. Bet he thinks it's over--bet we can break him again!"

      Johnny snorted out a laugh. "And?"

      Nate beamed at Johnny and gave him a thumbs-up. "Figured out the combination to his briefcase while he was dealing with the chair."

      "My man!" Mike cried, slapping Nate on the back so hard that his glasses almost fell off. "Anything unusual inside?"

      Nate shoved his glasses back up. "No--"

      "Not yet," Johnny said, overriding Nate. Nate stuttered out a breathless laugh and nodded frantically.

      "Yeeeeah," Mike said, his eyes going to slits. "Think I'm going shopping at lunch."

      Nate, still unable to breathe properly thanks to his giggling fit, poked Mike with a slip of paper. "Here," he wheezed. "Combination."

      Mike took it and slid it into his breast pocket, glancing around surreptitiously. "You are the man, Specs. I'll tell you if I change it. How's Sandy taking it?"

      "Officially disapproving," Nate said, "but willing to look the other way. I think we're probably good so long as no one loses an eye."

      Mike beamed. "Fuckin' sweet. I needed this, you know? Some kind of... distraction."

      "Yeah," said Johnny. "Poor dumb sonofabitch."

      Still snickering under his breath, Mike booted open the heavy saferoom door and bombed in. Sandra poked her head out of Simon's office and scowled at him, but Mike's attention was divided, and he dismissed the scowling with an absent beam and a wave.

      The guy sitting at Rich's largest computer looked up and blinked mildly. And he was wearing a suit--"Hoo, check it out, it's a new guy," Mike told the room at large. Nate, behind him, stuttered into another nearly-hysterical laugh; Johnny, bringing up the rear, snickered and let the saferoom door slam shut. The four of them all looked expectantly at the wall they shared with Team Hall. After a moment, the new guy's eyes helplessly followed, but Team Hall was apparently disinclined to object to the ruckus at a moment, which left the new guy looking even more confused.

      "So, new guy," Mike said, crossing his arms over his chest, "you got a name?"

      "Uh. Yes," the guy said, blinking again. His eyes were so pale a blue that his pupils looked like tiny black dots floating in a sea of white; in Mike's opinion it made the guy look kind of crazy to begin with. "David Brassoff. Dave's fine."

      "David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine," Mike repeated thoughtfully. "That's some name." The new guy opened his mouth and shut it again, apparently thinking better of trying to correct him, which was a pity.

      "Knock it off," Sandra said severely, punching Mike's shoulder. Mike yelped. Sandra ignored him. Dammit, she always did that. "Okay," she said, clapping her hands together like she thought she was Simon or something. "We're all here. Meeting now."

      "Right," Nate said, sliding around Mike and heading for the big table. Johnny followed him. A moment later, so did Mike.

      David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine fumbled his way out of his own chair--stolen from the big table, Mike noticed, although by some stroke of luck he'd picked the one that Rich used to sit in--and picked it up, carrying it awkwardly over to join them. "Is here okay?" he asked, putting the chair back where it had come from.

      "Yeah, that's fine," Nate said. David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine nodded and sat down, only then realizing that by taking Rich's old seat at the table he'd put himself across from Mike. Mike squinted at him for a couple of moments and then bared his teeth in an enormous face-eating grin. The new guy blinked several times, but to his credit, didn't squirm too bad.

      Sandra took Simon's spot at the head of the table. "Right," she said. "First things first. As you've all undoubtedly heard, this is Dave Brassoff, Rich's temporary replacement. Mr. Brassoff, let me just go around the table quickly." She flicked a hand at Mike, who beamed at her and then transferred that same loopy look to David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine, who was still not squirming. "That's Mike. For the record, not that you'll need to know this, his codename is Honda."

      "I'm the crazy one!" Mike volunteered.

      David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine made a little tiny sound that might, if magnified, have proven to be a laugh. "I've heard that," he murmured, showing what Mike thought was a creditable spark of courage lost in an abominable lack of a self-preservation instinct.

      "He's heard that!" Mike cried, pouncing on it. "Holy crap, I'm famous in the desk brigade!"

      "Infamous, probably," Nate said.

      "Whatever." Mike ratcheted his grin up a couple of notches, past the point of all sense. "What have you heard? Tell me," he told the new guy. "I wanna know."

      "Uh. Well--"

      "Later," Sandra broke in. She pointed down the table at Nate. "You've sort of already met Nate, but let me make that official. His codename is Specs, and he's the one who knew Rich best, so you may want to see what help he can give you."

      "I'll see what I can do," Nate said, smiling at David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine, who smiled back in something like relief. "I hope I can help."

      Mike, confronted with this evidence of Nate's complete and total two-facedness, hooted. Sandra shot him a glare just chock-full of imprecation and waved a hand at Johnny. "And that's Texas. Johnny."

      "Yo," said Johnny, just barely cracking an eye open.

      "Hey," said David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine, raising his hand in an uncertain little wave.

      "There's every chance that Simon will come by after lunch," Sandra said, dismissing both David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine and the half-assed introductions briskly. "Remember: don't let him get too excited, and when I start telling him to go home, the rest of you stay out of it."

      "Awesome," Mike said with some relief. "Man, it'll be good to have him back, even if he is some kind of helpless invalid."

      Johnny grunted a little. Mike decided to take it for agreement.

      "Okay," Sandra said. "So, on to business. Specs, you're still working on the gas receipts stuff?"

      Nate heaved a sigh. "Yeah," he said, rubbing the back of his neck. "I should be done with it by the end of the day--it's just that there's so much of it and I don't have Rich's old sorting algorithms to work with."

      "That's fine," Sandra said. "Honda, ballistics?"

      "Got the report out of the lab, finally," Mike said, tossing his pen into the air and snatching it again as it fell. "I chased the bullet trail around a little on Friday, but didn't get anywhere, so I'm gonna keep chasing it today."

      Sandra nodded. "Texas, I want you to get on the phone with the Pennsylvania state police and get them to go check out where that old hideout of his used to be. We all know he's not going to be there but I just want to be sure."

      "Sure," Johnny said, nodding. Nate got very interested in his linked fingers all of a sudden; even Mike couldn't miss that. He reached over and swatted Nate's shoulder in awkward solidarity, which made Nate's glasses slide precipitously to the end of his nose again. Nate smiled weakly and shoved them back up. Mike sat back, caught David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine watching them curiously, and mouthed What?! at him. The guy flushed a little and looked away. Mike scowled a bit, although his heart suddenly wasn't in it.

      "At least we know he's not at the place in New York, that's something. As for me, I'm still checking on all the known aliases that Farraday and his girls used to use," Sandra said, and then paused abruptly and pinched the bridge of her nose, sighing. "And getting nowhere."

      "Yeah," Mike said, hunching his shoulders and feeling just a bit guilty. "It's like the guy went to ground."

      "Yeah," Sandra said. "Maybe I ought to send you two back out to brace Diana Fontaine again. She's our only goddamn lead so far--"

      "--and that's based on a fucking hunch," Mike hastened to add, looking down at his hands to avoid the look that Johnny shot him. To make his conscience pipe down, he added, "Although I've still got something percolating, shit, I just can't nail it, it's driving me fucking crazy."

      "Well, I wish you'd nail it," Sandra said, huffing out another breath. "If you don't have it by the time Simon shows up, maybe you ought to run it by him, see if he can pin it down for you."

      Mike nodded fervently. "Daaamn, but it'll be good to dump all my problems on the boss' shoulders again," he said. "This thinking for myself shit is for the birds."

      "You said it, not me," Sandra said, shoving her chair back and standing up. "Let's get to work."

      Nate and David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine both stood up as well. "Uh," said David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine. "I'm going to go down to IT and get them to tell me about the computers--"

      "You don't have to tell me where you're going." Sandra interrupted him gently, but the new guy still hunched his shoulders like she'd snapped at him. He was a loooong drink of water; hunching up like that made him look like a folding ruler collapsing. Ignoring his reaction, Sandra went on. "If I want a status report, I'll ask for it. Otherwise I expect you to manage your own time. The only exception is if you're going somewhere that could possibly turn out to be dangerous--" her smile flickered; it looked pretty cold "--and I'm at least eighty percent sure that IT hasn't killed anyone yet."

      David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine blinked and nodded, his shoulders dropping. "Okay," he said tentatively, and then he straightened up all the way and said it again. "Okay." One hand crept up and straightened the knot of his stained and bedraggled tie--a fucking tie, it made Mike want to grab it and yank real hard--and then he left, only briefly fighting with the door.

      The door closed behind him with barely a click, and his footsteps echoed away up the hall towards the main building. Mike looked at Johnny, then at Nate, then at Sandra, then whooped in glee and dove for David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine's abandoned briefcase.
 
 

      Leaving the boys clustered around the hapless briefcase--and that's what they were acting like right now, Sandra thought, boys--Sandra went back into Simon's office, shaking her head. Not that she'd expected any better from Mike, of course. Nate, well, Nate had his immature moments (although when Nate did it, it was cute) and she had to admit that the chair thing had been funny. But now even Johnny was getting into it, and that, frankly, surprised her a bit. Although in retrospect she couldn't say why.

      Sandra sat down in Simon's chair and sighed a little, waking up his computer and wincing at the pile of incident reports that had piled up during the meeting. She was glad that, as acting team leader, she was officially required to disapprove of this trial by fire; it saved her being dragged into the endless rounds of pranks. She didn't like having this new guy foisted off on them either, but she was too busy (and too mature, thank you) to waste time with that nonsense.

      On the other hand, she had to admit that if the new guy couldn't survive this, there was no way that he'd survive being an actual member of the team. If he wanted to stay on, he could earn it. Picking up the yellow transfer sheet, she neatly 'filed' it in the trash can. "Sink or swim, Mr. Brassoff," she muttered under her breath, kicking the chair around and getting back to work.

      Out in the main room, a calculating, pregnant silence fell. Sandra glanced up suspiciously, her fingers falling still on the keys. "No physical harm," she yelled, just in case.

      There was an immediate (and vaguely guilty) explosion of laughter, confirming her sick little hunch. "Awww, man, Sandy, you're no fun!" Mike cried. "Not even, like, a finger? He's got plenty of extras!"

      "I am sufficient fun," Sandra said frostily. "I just draw the line at casualties. Notice that I said nothing about mental, emotional, or collateral damage."

      Silence fell again, a good deal more awed this time. "Daaaaaamn," Mike finally said, his voice fading slightly. "Lady is cold."

      "Sufficient unto the day is the fun thereof!" Nate said. "No, here, not yet, wait until after lunch--"

      Sandra tuned them out and got back to work. Sometimes it was the only way to stay sane. Well, close to.

      Amazingly, for once, she managed to get almost fifteen minutes of actual work done before her cellphone rang. Still staring at Simon's computer screen she groped around in her purse until she found her phone, flipping it open absently. "Sandra," she said.

      "Goddammit, Sandy!" Simon's voice blasted out of the speaker, crackling with volume. "Where's my ID?"

      Startled, Sandra jerked the phone away from her ear. Simon, unaware, just ranted right on. "Archer here says that you took it, not that I believe him, him being a fucking thief and all, but I've been shaking him down for five minutes now and he's not changing his goddamned story--"

      "--he's not lying to you," Sandra said, raising her voice a little in order to make herself heard. "I have your ID."

      The spluttering sound from the other end of the line made her bite her cheek to keep from laughing. Quickly, before Simon could regroup, Sandra plunged on. "However, if you'll just ask him, he'll tell you that I've provided him with his old guest ID--"

      "--what the hell good does that do me--"

      "--which I have had Security upgrade to level 5 access privileges--"

      "--you gave level 5 access to Archer? You're fired--"

      "--so that as long as you are properly escorted, you'll be able to go almost anywhere," Sandra finished, more or less shouting Simon down. Out in the other room the others were quiet; they were listening as hard as they could. She could just tell. Sandra modulated her voice. "I don't need to remind you that you're on medical leave and ought to be resting, boss. And I know you. If I'd left you with your ID you'd be trying to drive yourself over here every day and push yourself until you fell over dead at your desk, which I would, personally, find unsanitary. Well, guess what, I'm not having it."

      The huffy silence from the other end of the line had that particular 'too infuriated to speak' quality to it. Sandra closed her eyes and waited for the storm to break.

      "Jesus Christ!" Simon finally said, exploding. Sandra could just picture him pacing back and forth, flailing his free hand around. Simon's voice dropped to an accusatory growl. "You are all conspiring against me. All of you."

      "Actually, we're conspiring for you, not that you care," Sandra said. "I'd bet you anything you care to name that you found out your ID was missing because you were trying to sneak out before your 'nurse' showed up."

      Simon swore bitterly in her ear and slammed the phone down with a painfully loud bang (the only reason he kept a landline, in Sandra's opinion, was to be able to slam the phone down when he was pissed). Sandra jerked the phone away from her ear a moment too late, wincing. She shook her head. "Love you too, boss," she told the screen of her phone, folding it away with a snap and waiting.

      Her hunch paid off in under five minutes, her phone ringing again, an unfamiliar number displayed onscreen. She flicked it back open. "Sandra."

      "Ms. Leone," Jeremy said, amused. "I don't know what, precisely, you told Simon there at the end, but I thought I ought to warn you that he's making horrible threats towards your person."

      Sandra closed her eyes. "I'm used to it," she told him. "He's not as mad as he's pretending to be. Where is he now?"

      "Stalked off in high dudgeon to get into the bath," Jeremy said. "Otherwise I'd never have dared to call you, I'm sure."

      "Yeah, he may not be as mad as he's pretending to be, but that doesn't make him harmless," Sandra said. "Just don't let him get his hands on your guest ID. If he does, I hereby authorize you to take it away from him by any means necessary that doesn't actually put him back in the hospital."

      Jeremy laughed. "I see," he said. "I'll have to start carrying the gas shooter again."

      "... he would kill you," Sandra said, after a startled moment in which she found herself wondering if Jeremy meant it or not. He didn't sound serious, but she wasn't sure.

      "Ms. Leone, I assure you that he would have to catch me first." He still didn't sound serious. That was the problem with him, Sandra thought: he almost never did. "In any case, you needn't worry. I have both my guest ID and the key to his car safely stowed away, and while I'm thinking about it--" something jingled faintly in the background "--now I have the rest of his keys, too."

      "I do like the conniving-bastard way you think," Sandra said, opening her eyes and sitting up. "Try to keep him at home until after lunch, if you can."

      "Shouldn't be a problem, I predict," Jeremy said affably. "After the enormous dicky fit he just threw, I should think he'll be worn out again by the time he finishes up in the bath. Poor fellow. Can't even get angry properly."

      "Yeah, I feel so sorry for him, you have no idea." Sandra reached over and tapped one of the keys on Simon's computer, waking it back up. "Anyway, I've got things to do. Call me if he gives you more trouble than you can handle."

      "Seems unlikely," Jeremy said, with the utmost good cheer, before hanging up.

      An hour or so later, frustrated beyond belief with the lack of answers that her work was turning up, Sandra shut down Simon's computer and stalked back out into the main room. The new guy was still absent, as was Johnny; Nate was communing with the spirit of his computer or something and didn't so much as look up, and Mike was doing the same. With Nate, it was normal; with Mike, it was really weird, and Sandra crossed her arms and stared at him until he noticed and looked up. "What's up?" she asked.

      "I think I got something," Mike said slowly, touching the screen of his laptop. "I'm not just one thousand percent sure--"

      "Let's hear it," Sandra said.

      Mike nodded, still all weirdly serious, and looked back at his computer. "Ballistics records don't exactly match anything in the NIBIN," he said. "Course, that doesn't mean that his gun's clean, just means that it hasn't been all properly reported and shit."

      "Right," Sandra said, crossing to sit next to him.

      Mike obligingly scooted back a couple of inches and shoved his computer over. "So anyway, I started looking at thefts and burglaries where a .22 was reported as stolen, right? So I work my way out in a spiral and I'm doing Virginia and look what turns up." He tapped the monitor again.

      Sandra leaned in, shoving her hair back behind her ears. "Theft report, a whole bunch of petty cash, vending machine food, and a .22, stolen from--" Her voice clicked off like someone had just flipped her switch.

      "--Adams, Mackenzie, Procomo, Attorneys At Law," Mike finished for her. "Two weeks ago."

      Sandra blinked rapidly. "That's the firm Diana Fontaine works for, isn't it." It wasn't a question. She knew the answer.

      Mike clicked his tongue in irritation. "Sure as hell is. Goddamn that bitch anyway."

      "Yeah," Sandra said, pressing one knuckle against her lips as she thought. "Call the reporting officer and get the details. Anything they've got, but mostly we need to know where that gun was being stored. If it wasn't some place pretty goddamned obvious, then--"

      "Then Miz Fontaine told him where to find it," Mike finished for her, his lips skinning back from his teeth in a grimace. "Son of a bitch."

      Sandra glanced at him. "What are you so pissed about? I thought you'd be thrilled to have a chance to nail her to the wall."

      "Just pisses me off that she's fucking with us like this, you know? 'Less he did it just to scare her or some shit, in which case I'm still pissed, but less fucked with." Mike flicked to the top of the report and squinted at it. "...shit, what the hell does that say?"

      Sandra turned the computer towards herself and squinted at the ARRESTED BY box. "Christ, there's a reason they're supposed to type these," she said in exasperation. "I guess we're lucky it's online at all. I think that's an 'M'..."

      Johnny ambled back in, coffee pot full of water in one hand. Mike waved at him over Sandra's head. "Yo, Texas, come see if you can decipher this guy's handwriting, will you? We need to know who the arresting officer is!"

      Johnny grunted in acknowledgment and put the pot back down on top of the coffeemaker. Sandra pushed the laptop around to face him; Johnny leaned over the end of the table, squinted at the laptop, and said, "Naughton, Ralph M."

      "Whaaaat?" Mike grabbed the laptop and spun it back around, gaping at it. "Where'd you get that? How'd you do that?"

      "No, no, I see it," Sandra said, hauling the laptop back around to face her again. "He puts an extra line into his 'N's for some reason and squinches all the round letters shut--"

      "Plus it's typed at the top," Johnny added, heading back towards the coffeemaker.

      Sandra and Mike both stared after him, then nearly knocked their heads together in their lunge to confirm this assertion. Sure enough, the general search terms were all displayed in neat (if small) type above the scanned-in copy of the arrest report; Mike slapped his forehead and slithered down in his chair, moaning out a pained little sound at the ceiling. "Fuuuuuuck, I've been workin' too hard!"

      "Take a break," Sandra suggested, shoving her chair back and standing up. "Get a drink or something. When you're done, call Officer Naughton."

      "Will do, demiboss," Mike said breathlessly, hauling himself back upright. "Want I should call Miz Fontaine afterwards and ask her what the hell's up with that?"

      Sandra shook her head. "No," she said. "Save it up. If we ask her about it now she'll just deny it or claim he did it to intimidate her, and then she'll know we know. Let's hold it in reserve in case we need to ask her some hard questions later. More hard questions we've got, the better."

      "Right!" Mike slapped his laptop closed and stood up, rising up onto his toes and stretching his arms lazily up above his head. His fingertips just barely brushed the ceiling. "I'm gonna run down to the machines and grab a drink. Anyone want anything?"

      "I'm good," Johnny said, putting the now-empty pot back into the coffeemaker and jabbing the on switch. 'Mrs. Simon Drake (♥)' beeped cheerfully. Johnny patted her with vague affection and headed back to the table.

      "Get me a Diet," Sandra said. Too much coffee had left her mouth feeling foul.

      "Man, that shit'll kill you, Sandy," Mike said, just like he did every time. Sandra rolled her eyes; Mike grinned at her, unrepentant. "Nate-man? You want anything?" Nate didn't respond. Mike raised his voice. "Yo! Nate!"

      "Eh?" Nate blinked rapidly, coming out of his monitor coma. "What?"

      "I'm going down to the machines," Mike said patiently. "You want anything?"

      "Um. Snickers bar." Nate pushed his glasses up. "And a Coke."

      Mike made a gagging sound, ruffled Nate's hair, and loped off, the saferoom door slamming behind him.
 
 

      The good thing about waiting for a phone call was that it gave Johnny all kinds of time to think. Of course, that was also kind of the problem with waiting for a phone call, but Johnny didn't see how he had much choice but to wait. Wasn't like he could help Nate any or hold Mike's phone for him.

      Leaning back in his chair he emptied his pockets onto the conference table, making a little pile of his things. Wallet, keys, spare clip plus one extra loose bullet--Johnny was privately of the opinion that anyone who carried, anywhere, ought to carry a last-resort round over and above everything else--cell phone, little bottle of toothpicks--he was packing cinnamon today, on the theory that switching things up kept life interesting--pocketknife, lighter...

      Johnny paused, picked up his battered lighter, and flicked it open. He hadn't smoked in close to three years but he still carried his old Zippo, mostly because he never knew when he was going to be called upon to set something on fire. Least, that was his excuse. Considering, he flicked the wheel and got a flame. Still considering, he thumbed the lid shut. Then he added the lighter to the pile of things in front of him and patted his pockets, confirming that they were empty.

      Across from him Mike was frowning at nothing, phone glued to his ear. Johnny switched to considering him for a moment. Man was digging himself a regular trench over there, and seeing as how he was going to fall into it sooner or later and maybe drag Johnny in after himself, Johnny thought that Mike should probably stop making it deeper. But no, on the subject of the lawyer lady Mike's mouth was still shut, despite everything. Maybe having Simon back would help. Johnny hoped so. He didn't precisely want to tattle, but Mike was putting him in a situation where the alternative was rapidly getting deadlier.

      "Uh huh," Mike said. "Right. Gotcha. Thanks for your time. Call me if you think of anything else." He pulled the phone away from his ear and stabbed the END button. "Fuck."

      Sandra poked her head out of Simon's office again. "What?"

      ".22 was stored in the same drawer as the stolen petty cash box," Mike said, his face all screwed up with frustration. "Petty cash custodian is their sole in-house accountant, with a big ol' name-plate on his door, right by the goddamned entrance. Which was forced, by the way, as was a fire exit."

      "Can't tie it to Diana Fontaine directly, then," Sandra said, pushing her hand through her hair. "Still, it's a hell of a coincidence."

      "Yeah, but that's all it is." Mike hefted his cell phone like he was thinking about spiking it off the table. "We bring that up and she's gonna skin us alive, being a lawyer-type lady and all."

      "That's some accountant," Johnny said, picking his things up off the table and putting them back into his pockets again, one by one.

      "Huh?" Distracted, Mike blinked at him, automatically reaching down to put his phone away.

      "Guy's heeled," Johnny said, to clarify. "Try and rob petty cash, catch a bullet?"

      It took Mike a second, which wasn't really like him, but eventually his face split into a grin. "Aw, man. Have Ledger, Will Travel! Guy is serious about his custodial duties!"

      "Guess you get a lot of desperate criminal types in a criminal-law office, too," Johnny said. "Go figure."

      "Was the gun registered to the accountant?" Sandra broke in impatiently to ask.

      "Yeah," Mike said. His grin faded again. "All legal and everything, damn the luck."

      "Do we know the make and model of the piece?"

      "Yeah?"

      Sandra heaved out a breath. "That's a little something, then. Go online, get some pictures of it. We'll show Simon. Maybe he'll remember the gun. What the hell, worth a try."

      "Every little bit helps, I guess," Mike said dubiously, flipping open his laptop again. "Still, I'd just been shot in the gut, I guess I'd have better things to scream about."

      "Texas?" Sandra said, ignoring Mike and turning to him. "What's the word with you?"

      "Called the state police and got 'em rolling," Johnny said. "Said they'd call me back in an hour or so."

      "So..."

      "Any minute now." Johnny considered this, eyed the clock at the front of the room, shrugged, and dug out a toothpick. "Supposedly."

      "Right," Sandra said. "I'll leave it up to you, then." She looked over at Nate, then glanced at Rich's old lair, still empty. "I'm going to get back to things," she said abruptly, and took two steps backwards before spinning on one heel and vanishing into Simon's office. Johnny watched her go, considering.

      In the end, it took them another twenty minutes to get back to Johnny, his phone ringing while he was down at the water fountain. Johnny straightened up, swiped the back of his wrist over his mouth, and pulled his phone out of its holster. "Pilgrim."

      "Hey, this is Officer Case, Pennsylvania State Police, gettin' back to you about your request?" The guy on the other end of the line sounded like a hardass in the making, in Johnny's professional opinion, but at least seemed to be one without any particular axe to grind right at the moment. "Anyway, me and my partner swung by like you asked, and I gotta tell you, there is nothin' here. You sure you got the right location?"

      "Yep," Johnny said, momentarily shutting his eyes. "Ought to be a foundation, at least. Place was bulldozed under by court order after the fire."

      "Ah--" Officer Case hesitated, blowing hard into the phone "--yeah, yeah, I can see the concrete. No sign of anybody here that I can see, though. Far as I can tell no one's even been dumping."

      "Figures." Johnny leaned back, cracking his spine with a sound like gunfire. "Appreciate you taking the time to swing by. Takes a load off my mind."

      "Hell, no skin off my dick," Officer Case told him, relaxing a fair bit now that business time was over. "Anything beats coopin' for speeders on 78. You know they linked those radar guns we use to cancer of the testicles?"

      Johnny made what he figured was an appropriate sound of dismay. "Heard that," he said, heading back towards the saferoom. He'd also heard that it was a big crock of shit, but he figured it wouldn't be diplomatic to bring that up. "Job's not dangerous enough as it is, I guess."

      "Shit, guess not. I always knew they were after my balls." Officer Case had swung around to sounding almost friendly, like he wouldn't be averse to shooting the shit some more. "Anyway, we're gonna head on out, 'less you need something else."

      "Nah." Johnny stopped outside the saferoom door and leaned against the wall, poking his fingers into his shirt pocket in search of a fresh toothpick. "You take care. Keep your balls safe."

      "You too," said Officer Case, hanging up with a clatter. Johnny, expressionless, folded his phone away and rooted around in his pocket until his groping fingertips found the last toothpick, trying to hide in the very bottom, lost in the seams.

      Mike was gone when Johnny came back in, gone off to who knows where. Johnny automatically checked on Nate--lost to the world, as usual, half a Snickers bar abandoned by his keyboard--and then headed over to lean in the doorway to Simon's office. "State police called back."

      Sandra looked up. "Anything?" She didn't sound too hopeful.

      "Nah. Place is deserted. No dumping, even."

      "That close to New Jersey? That's unusual." Sandra sighed out a short and irritated little breath and looked back at Simon's computer. "Damn it, something's gotta break soon. We're just running around in circles."

      "Hope so," Johnny said. He straightened up and glanced over his shoulder. "Got anything else for me?"

      Sandra shook her head, automatically shoving her hair back behind her ears afterwards. "Not this close to lunch. Take off early, if you want. Simon's coming in this afternoon; maybe he'll put us onto something."

      "Right." Johnny hesitated. It was on the tip of his tongue to say something about Mike, since the man was out and all, but in the end, he didn't. Wait and see what happened when Simon came back, first.
 
 

      Simon pushed impatiently past Jeremy pretty much the instant Jeremy swiped his guest ID through the card reader, grabbing the door's handle and immediately regretting it. In general he was fine as long as he wasn't moving his arms too much or breathing too deeply, but the minute he made pretty much any muscle try to work in concert with any other muscle, he got scorched by an arc of pain that punched in just under and to the left of his sternum and radiated outwards from there in the general direction of whichever muscles he was trying to move.

      It was infuriating. A goddamn dinky-shit .22, he raged silently for about the four hundredth time, hissing in air through his teeth in little sips as he clumsily manipulated the door open. I took a 9mm shell in the shoulder once and I get laid this low by a fucking .22? Christ! Jeremy was waiting patiently behind him. Simon was torn. He wished Jeremy would hurry up and open the door for him because he hated having to stand here and struggle with it like an invalid; he also wished Jeremy would hurry up and try to open the door for him so that Simon could rip his head off for it. It was one of the few pleasures currently available to him, after all.

      Finally the door swung past Simon's ear and Jeremy's hand flashed out, curling about the outer edge and pulling it the rest of the way open. "Took you long enough," Simon muttered, without any real force to it. It was petty and he didn't care.

      "Terribly sorry," Jeremy said from behind him, not meaning it. Simon snorted and hauled his carcass into the building, relaxing significantly once he was breathing the canned office air. It wasn't until the outer door swung shut behind them that Simon realized that the next door he was going to have to fight with was the saferoom door. The heavy saferoom door. In view of his entire team. And Jeremy. Oh, yes. Today was going to be wonderful.

      Resigning himself to the inevitable, Simon headed off down the hallway, sort of vaguely hoping that Jeremy would (or would not) have the gall to move ahead and open the door for him. "I'm just going to pop in here for a moment," Jeremy said instead, peeling off and heading towards the men's room. "I'm sure you know where you're going, so go ahead. I'll be along in five or so." And the bathroom door whuffed shut behind him before Simon could say a word.

      Simon paused and eyed the bathroom door narrowly. He had the sinking, sneaking suspicion that Jeremy's sudden disappearance had some kind of ulterior motive, but he wasn't sure what it was. It was either something really low-down and dirty or something really well-mannered, the kind of manners that are so fine as to be completely invisible. Simon hated that. Jeremy would do something offhand and casual and it would take him three months to realize that it had really been Jeremy being all Jeremy and avoiding some kind of nonexistent crisis of bad manners by taking steps to prevent it half an hour in advance. Maybe it was a British thing. Simon didn't know.

      Fighting down the random and counterproductive urge to wait right where he was until Jeremy reappeared, Simon headed off down the hallway again at a brisk and unsatisfying hobble. A proper stride required a certain amount of arm movement, goddammit. Walking around with your arms held stiffly by your sides looked stupid and felt worse. It made him look like he was stalking around angrily. ... all right, so being crippled like this made him angry, so what? 

      At least the door problem got solved for him, and by the person that was, frankly, going to be the easiest to deal with. Johnny was lounging outside the saferoom, chewing on a toothpick and staring at the screen of his cellphone. As soon as Simon's stumping footsteps registered he looked up, the lines on his face rearranging themselves into what passed for a smile, for Johnny. "Yo," he said, pushing himself up off the wall.

      "Hey, Texas," Simon said, bracing himself. "We going to shake hands or are you going to insist on treating me like a fucking invalid too?"

      "Might as well shake," Johnny said. "Sure as hell ain't gonna hug you. Might kill you."

      Simon snorted. "Oh, fuck you," he said, sticking out his hand. Johnny's face wrinkled up a bit further and he slapped his hand into Simon's. It barely hurt at all. "Who all's inside?" Simon asked, jerking his head at the door.

      "Everyone but the new guy," Johnny said, dropping his hand.

      Simon paused. "New guy," he finally said.

      "Yep," said Johnny. "Kind of a squirrelly fellow, you want my opinion."

      "Good squirrelly or bad squirrelly?"

      Johnny gave this some consideration. "Squirrelly with potential," he finally said.

      "Potential," Simon said, and snorted.

      "Eh." Johnny looked down at his feet, then away over Simon's shoulder, then back at him. "Just sayin'."

      Simon watched him scan the area and a couple of things belatedly fell into place. "You're out here standing watch, aren't you?"

      Johnny's face remained largely unreadable. "Maybe."

      "Are they doing something I don't want to know abou--" Simon halted and shut his mouth. "Wait," he said. "It doesn't matter, does it? I'm on medical suspension."

      The toothpick slowly rolled to the other side of Johnny's mouth.

      "So I'm not the boss right now," Simon said, struggling with this amazingly liberating idea. "I don't have to take responsibility for anything they do to him."

      The toothpick rolled back, then quirked up as Johnny busted out with an actual grin. "Go on in, then."

      "Yeah," Simon said. "Yeah, I think I will. You wanna get the fucking door already?"

      For a heartbeat of time just after Simon rolled in (just a hiccup, really) you could hear a pin drop inside the saferoom. Before Simon could even begin to formulate a grouchy response to the staring, however, Mike yelped out an ecstatic "Boss!" and flung himself out from behind the table, crossing the room in long loopy strides with his arms thrown wide. "Boss! Boss! Boss--"

      Simon warded him off with a hastily raised forearm, which hurt, but not as much as the potential alternative. "You touch me and so help me God I will scream and bleed and kill you."

      Mike screeched to a guilty stop a couple of feet away, letting his hands fall to his sides again. Then, because he was Mike, he reached out and ruffled Simon's hair with exaggerated care. Simon snorted and arthritically smacked his hand away. "You look like crap, boss," Mike said happily, falling back a step.

      "Yeah, well, I feel like crap, isn't that a hilarious coincidence?" Simon said. His chest was throbbing dully now but he was determined not to show it. "Nate, you can stop trying to hide whatever that is behind your back. I'm still on medical leave and am not technically required to give a shit."

      Nate, sitting on the floor by Rich's lair, hiccupped out a laugh and sheepishly scooted an open briefcase out from behind himself. It looked like a perfectly ordinary briefcase, as far as Simon could tell (not that he saw very many in the course of a day), but a couple of brown paper bags sitting by Nate's foot suggested that it would not look ordinary for long. "Hey, Templar," he said, embarrassed.

      "Hey yourself," Simon said. "Uh. You doing okay?"

      The little embarrassed smile vanished and Nate ducked his head, scowling. It was such a weird expression to see on Nate's face that Simon automatically bent to double-check it, which really, really hurt. "I'm fine," Nate said petulantly. "I'm okay. Really. Why does the guy who got shot have to go and ask me if I'm all right?"

      "I think Nate's tired of us all trying to babysit him at once, not that I can blame him," Sandra said, appearing from out of Simon's office. Simon gritted his teeth and pushed himself back upright. "Hey, Templar. Honda's right. You look like hell."

      "I had no idea you guys paid so much attention to my pretty face," Simon said. He was vaguely irritated, but considering how he'd thought this might go, only vaguely. He didn't even mind too much when Sandra came over and smoothed his hair back down for him, although he swatted at her, too. "So!" he said brightly, nudging Sandra away. "I hear we've got a new guy!"

      "David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine," Mike said, twirling his finger by his temple. "Total headcase. There's gonna be a newspaper article about him some day where his neighbors talk about how quiet he always was."

      "Man, you should have seen him dealing with the chair," Nate added, glancing towards Rich's empty lair and away.

      "The chair? Where's Rich's chair?" Simon asked, then thought better of it. "... never mind. I don't want to know. And if you're going to do something to that briefcase, you better hurry."

      "Oh! Right!" Nate grabbed one of the big paper bags and upended it on the floor, producing a pile of random items, half of which Simon didn't recognize. The Dustbuster was pretty easy, though. Simon decided that he did not want to know, and decided that he really did not want to know when Nate plucked a large canister out of the pile and crumpled the open end of the empty bag closed around its nozzle. The paper bag ballooned out to full size with a loud WHOMP when Nate pushed the nozzle down. There was a hiss and sizzle like bacon cooking. Simon so, so did not want to know.

      Outside the door he could just barely hear the dim buzz of conversation, and Simon braced himself for the inevitable. The door swung open and Jeremy let himself in and for the second time that day the saferoom went all quiet. "Archer?" Mike finally said, breaking the silence. "What the fuck?"

      "I suppose you could say that I'm playing chauffeur for the time being," Jeremy said pleasantly.

      "Yeah, okay, I knew someone was looking out for Templar, but..." Mike trailed off there, boggled, and flailed his arms around for a second. "I just don't get why it's you," he finally said.

      "Boy," Simon hastened to add, "neither do I."

      Jeremy smiled. "I suppose you could say that I made the mistake of asking Ms. Leone if there was anything I could do to help, since I was, er, in between jobs at the time."

      "That's what you get," Sandra put in.

      "It's not quite that simple, though. You see, I don't quite feel as if I've earned my entire fee for the last time, given that I didn't have much to do with the actual arrest," Jeremy said.

      "Yeah, don't know what we paid you for," Simon muttered under his breath, turning away.

      Jeremy's eyes flicked towards him, then away. "So, actually, I've been looking for a way to earn the remainder ever since," he concluded. "Or, at least, to make myself feel as if I'd earned it. Because I wasn't going to give the money back. I consider that to be poor business practice."

      Mike snorted. "Shit, you're babysitting Templar when he's wounded? You'll fuckin' well earn it, all right."

      "Duly noted," Jeremy said, heaving out a sigh.

      Paper crackled behind Simon, distracting him from the grumpy comment he'd been about to make; Nate had stuffed the open end of one of the bags into the open end of the other and was transferring the contents. Simon really, really, really did not want to know. Jeremy, on the other hand, leaned back, all the better to see what Nate was doing, and Nate pinkened a little at the sudden attention. "Leaving the new guy a present," he said sheepishly, waving the bag.

      "The new guy?" Jeremy asked.

      Nate hesitated, then became very involved with what he was doing, namely, crumpling the top of the paper bag closed around the mouth of the Dustbuster. "Some guy they sent to replace Rich."

      Jeremy winced and looked away. "Ah," he said.

      "Yeah," Nate said, and turned on the Dustbuster, sucking a large part of the air out of the bag with a loud crackle. He frowned at it, laid it in the open briefcase, and frowned at it again. "Hey, Honda, come push on this, will you? I need to get more of the air out."

      "Sure thing!" Mike said, loping over and dropping to his knees. Together they managed to compress the paper bag to Nate's satisfaction, and Nate picked up a large clip of some kind from the pile and fastened the bag shut.

      "What are you doing?" Jeremy asked.

      Sandra immediately threw up both hands and retreated towards Simon's office, hands still up like she was at gunpoint. "I don't want to know," she announced to the room at large. "I just don't."

      "Yeah, me neither," Simon said, watching Sandra go with a twinge. Wasn't that his line? "Course, there's nothing I could do to stop it if I did know."

      "That means you get to stay!" Mike said happily.

      Nate laughed and started peeling the paper bag away in long brown strips, revealing a shrunken mass of black stuff beneath it. Small oblong shapes were clearly outlined by the black stuff, compressed to within an inch of their lives. When the entire paper bag had been reduced to a pile of shreds by Nate's foot, Nate carefully laid the black mass in the briefcase. It just barely fit. "Combination's changed, right?" he asked Mike, pushing his glasses up.

      "Yep!" Mike poked him with a scrap of paper. "Here's the new one."

      "Thanks," Nate said absently, putting the scrap of paper in his shirt pocket. He eased the briefcase's lid shut. Well, after a while he was forcing it shut, and eventually he couldn't push it any farther. "Honda, sit on this, will you?"

      Mike's grin was instantaneous. "Aw, man, I'll sit on anything you ask me to, Specs," he warbled, dropping his ass onto the briefcase even as Nate went a vibrant pink. Jeremy's mouth twitched, but he didn't say anything.

      Coughing a little, Nate clicked the locks shut, and Mike rolled off. The briefcase groaned but held its ground, a long tongue of the black stuff jutting out over its handle. "Nice briefcase," Nate said, patting it. "Very well-made."

      "All right, I can't stand it any longer, I have to ask: what is that... blackish stuff?" Jeremy hunkered down beside them.

      "Don't tell him," Simon immediately said. "He'll just use it in commission of a felony and then you'll feel bad."

      Jeremy turned on his heel and looked up at Simon, his expression about halfway between 'amused' and 'reproachful'. Nate, not really noticing, just turned around and started sorting through the pile. "I don't think it really has a name, anyway. Mostly just a chemical designation. I got it off the bomb squad--"

      "--oh, Christ, is this one of Tesseract's toys?" Simon broke in. "Because if it is, I am just going to go stand out in the hall with Johnny, where it's safe. Safer."

      "Uh," said Nate.

      "On second thought, I don't want to know," Simon said, and took a couple of steps back, just to be prudent.

      "Anyway, it's a liquid detonator, basically," Nate said, fishing a lighter out of the pile of things on the floor. Simon took another giant step backwards. Nate didn't notice. "But see, what's so neat about it is that it's not really explosive on its own. It just burns away instantaneously. You can't even use it to set paper on fire, because it burns away that fast."

      "Interesting," Jeremy said under his breath, picking up the canister and studying it.

      "And it's kind of like strong rubber assuming it doesn't touch fire, so it can be sprayed out in strings across doorways, stuff like that. It also means that it can be used to make a makeshift bag--" Nate fired up the lighter and touched it to the end of the black stuff. There was a dazzling flash and the briefcase jumped about an inch in the air, thumping back to the ground a second later. "--which can be put inside something else and then burnt away, doing no damage and leaving almost no trace," Nate concluded triumphantly, patting the quivering briefcase. It groaned. Mike whistled in awe. Nate blinked. "Wow. That's total torque waiting to happen."

      "Keeping in mind that I don't really want to know," Simon said, "what's in there?" He came back over; it seemed safe enough, now.

      Nate looked up at him, shoving his glasses up again. "Um. How about 'you'll see' as an answer? Is that okay?"

      Simon considered that. "I can accept it," he proclaimed.

      Nate carefully thumbed both combination locks back to 000, then stood the briefcase upright at the end of one of Rich's desks. The pile of paper scraps went into the other bag, followed by the pile of assorted items. "I need that back," he told Jeremy, holding out a hand.

      Jeremy curled the hand holding the canister back against his chest. "Are you certain?"

      "Now look what you did, Specs," Simon said, nudging Jeremy's hip with his toe and utterly failing to set him off-balance. "You set off the thief."

      "No, seriously, give it back," Nate said. "If I don't give it back to Robin by the end of the day he won't help me get my HWL shoulders."

      Jeremy's face went totally blank. Mike immediately leaned in and clapped a hand to Jeremy's shoulder. "Believe me," he said, "if you value your sanity, don't ask." Jeremy glanced at Mike, then handed over the can without another word.

      Nate bunged the canister into the bag with everything else and hopped to his feet, stashing the bag in his equipment closet and shutting the door. "Okay, I have got to get back to work," he said, slapping the dust off his pants legs. "Unless... are we meeting?" He raised his voice and looked right past Simon. "Sandra, are we meeting?"

      "Not yet," Sandra called back. Simon blinked. Definitely his line. "I'm still trying to relight these fires. Someone go fetch Johnny back in now that whatever didn't just happen is over."

      "On it," Mike said, hopping up.

      "Okay!" Nate edged past Jeremy and plunked down in front of his computer, waking it up. "I'm redoing all the search parameter stuff that Rich did last time," he told Simon. "It'd sure be nice if I had his old algorithms to work with."

      Simon glanced over at Rich's dark and silent lair and went a bit quiet. Nate hunched his shoulders. "Yeah," Simon eventually said. "It would be, wouldn't it."
 
 
 

      Jeremy slipped away, leaving Simon and Nate to their little impromptu conference. It was none of his business in any case, to be certain, but he didn't quite feel like wandering the halls of a major FBI hub without a clear destination in mind, so he thought he'd hang about until someone tossed him out of the room.

      He went over and fished about in the cabinet underneath the coffee-maker, wondering as he did if what he was looking for was still here. And it was: his fingers closed on a fat handle a moment later and Jeremy drew out a black coffee mug, still reasonably glossy and new, and--he sniffed at it critically--not particularly in need of a wash. Wonderful. Jeremy stood back up and got himself some coffee.

      It was terrible coffee. It always was. Jeremy wasn't all that fond of the stuff in the first place (although he did have to admit to liking both the side effects and the various reactions it eked out of Simon) and the coffee that got brewed in here tended to sit around on the burner slowly scalding until someone drank the last of it and made more. Which wasn't ever too long, in his experience, given how hot Simon generally was for his coffee, but it was doing an already-crippled beverage no favours whatsoever.

      He turned around, face-first into a look from Simon that was mostly glare but partially, underneath, like that of a kicked puppy. Very carefully keeping his face neutral, Jeremy raised the mug in a silent toast and went to sit down with it.

      Mike and Johnny joined him at the conference table a moment later. Jeremy shut his eyes, sipped his coffee, and waited for it. As it happened, he didn't have to wait long: "How'd you find out, anyway?" Mike asked, most of his attention ostensibly focused on his computer.

      "Mm?" Jeremy opened his eyes. He knew very well what he was being asked, but he played dumb anyway. "Find out about what?"

      "Templar," Mike said, nodding towards Simon's back. "I mean, I'm pretty sure they kept the shooting quiet and all..."

      "Ahh," Jeremy said, nodding as if a light had just dawned. The little not-a-lie came so easily: "I've got into the habit of, er, checking in on occasion, to see if there are any little jobs on offer." Entirely true. Not a thing about that statement was a lie. It also didn't have a damned thing to do with how he'd found out, of course, but Mike's face cleared and he nodded, drawing the preferred conclusion. Jeremy smiled self-deprecatingly and added, "Of course, this isn't entirely what I'd had in mind, but my timing does seem to be impeccable."

      "I'll bet," Johnny said. "He thrown anything at you yet?"

      "Not recently," Jeremy said innocently.

      "No," Simon said in exasperation, thumping heavily into his chair at the head of the table. He caught his breath audibly, sighing it out a moment later. Jeremy winced. "I have not thrown anything at anyone," Simon went on, when he could. "Despite everyone and their mother telling everyone else and their mother that I'm about to. Christ, Texas, I said I was sorry about that."

      "Yeah, I know," Johnny said, his eyes drifting shut. "Doesn't mean I gotta let it go, though."

      The safe-room door clicked open. Somehow, in some way, it managed to be an apologetic click. Jeremy glanced over his shoulder as the door squeaked quietly open and someone he didn't know edged in, gingerly balancing a large CPU on his hip and a bulging canvas bag slung over one shoulder. The room went quiet for a moment, then Nate looked over his shoulder. "New guy's back, Sandy," he called.

      "Thanks," Sandra said from Simon's office. "We'll meet here in a sec. No one get too involved with anything."

      The room went quiet again. Jeremy glanced at Simon, who had magically acquired a piece of paper from somewhere and was concentrating on it with remarkable single-mindedness, ignoring the man who was currently trying to edge his way all the way across the room without calling any attention to himself. Of course, this normally would have ended up calling a lot of attention to him, but everyone seemed to be studiously ignoring him: Johnny was apparently asleep in his chair, Mike was staring at his laptop, Nate was still at his computer, and Sandra was hiding in Simon's office. And Simon, of course, had his bit of paper.

      Jeremy had never seen it get quite this quiet in here before. It was an ominous quiet. He felt a brief stab of enormous pity for the target of all this silence--not enough pity to do anything about it, of course. It wasn't his place, now, was it? Instead he directed his little smile down at his mug, waiting.

      The quiet stretched out until the air felt thin. Simon flipped over his piece of paper. It was the loudest sound in the room. Eventually the poor fellow managed to sidle his way into the little fortress of computers in the corner of the room and started trying to put his burden down quietly, which was, unfortunately, currently nearly impossible. The CPU hit the larger desk with a metallic thud and the bag slithered down to lean against the wall. For a moment the stranger stood helplessly inside the computer nook, arms akimbo like he didn't know where to put them, then he picked up the chair from the middle and awkwardly toted it over to the table.

      Of course, there was no place to put it now. With Jeremy sitting in the 'guest spot' and Johnny having moved down accordingly, that side of the table was full. Hugging the chair against his chest the new fellow looked around, frowned, then obviously made some sort of decision and wrestled the chair around to the foot of the table, edging Nate's chair aside, putting his own down, and sitting down.

      It was definitely odd to see him there, in the spot that Jeremy had always thought of as Rich's. (For one thing, the new fellow must have been almost a foot taller.) And if it felt odd to Jeremy, well, it had to be quite jarring to the rest of them. Experiencing a resurgence of that wave of pity, Jeremy glanced in the new fellow's direction and smiled; the new fellow looked startled and then confused, but he returned the smile uncertainly, whispering out a 'hi' that was no louder than a breath and still managed to sound entirely too loud.

      Jeremy looked back down at his mug. Oh, dear. The man was doomed.

      "Meeting," Sandra said briskly, appearing in the doorway and shattering the silence. All around Jeremy the room came back to life, shifting and muttering and coughing; Nate pushed back from his computer and joined the rest of them, forcing the other fellow to shift his chair over a bit more. Sandra dropped into her usual spot opposite Jeremy and put a small pile of papers on the table.

      Jeremy cleared his throat. "Should I go?"

      "Stay if you want," Sandra said. "Nothing top-secret about this. Plus as long as you're helping Simon out there's always a chance you're going to run into this asshole yourself, and you might as well know what you're up against."

      "Fair enough," Jeremy said, settling back in his chair. The new fellow, he noticed, was staring at him curiously, his brows beetled in either thought or concentration. Ah, well, he didn't know who Jeremy was or why he was allowed to stay, that was to be expected. And Jeremy knew quite well that he didn't look at all like an FBI agent, since unlike most FBI agents of his own personal acquaintance, he actually knew how to dress himself.

      Sandra nodded. "First things first," she said, gesturing absently down at the far end of the table. "That's David Brassoff, he'll be working with us for a while, at least until we get this Farraday crap dealt with."

      "Dave's fine," David Brassoff said weakly, raising a hand in a nervous little wave.

      "David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine," Mike said under his breath, and sniggered. Jeremy managed not to wince.

      "Mr. Brassoff, this is Simon," Sandra said, flicking her fingers in Simon's direction. "Templar, our team leader, when he's not on medical leave."

      For a long moment, Simon didn't respond, just kept staring down at his bit of paper. Instinctively Jeremy stopped breathing, a don't-notice-me reflex so old as to be entirely automatic. Finally, slowly, Simon looked up, his expression completely, severely neutral. His stare caught Dave and froze him solid, leaving the poor fellow blinking rapidly at the other end of the table, terrified into stone and not quite realising why; after a long, long moment Simon nodded once, brusquely, and looked back down at his paper. Dave wilted and let out a breath. After a moment, so did Jeremy.

      "And that," Sandra said, nodding at Jeremy, "is Jeremy Archer, who freelances for us on occasion--"

      "--wait," Dave said, blinking again. "Wait. Jeremy Archer?"

      "Yes?" Jeremy said, forcing an innocence into his voice that he really was not feeling. Oh, dear.

      "I thought he looked familiar!" Dave said, all his hesitant mannerisms charring away in the sudden fire of his certainty. Good trick, thought Jeremy; bad timing. "Jeremy Archer! Profile number, uh, um, AJ-45, I think! Art Theft's had his file open since 1996!" His eyes were as wide as saucers and he was pointing one shaking finger at Jeremy. "Thefts reported from, um, something like fifty countries, totalling over ninety-one million dollars!"

      "A hundred and seven, actually," Jeremy said pleasantly, folding his hands around his mug.

      Dave recoiled slightly, the pointing finger drifting down to indicate the table instead. "What?"

      "A hundred and seven," Jeremy repeated. "Your files must be out of date." A couple of faint snickers drifted across the table. "Actually," Jeremy went on, now enjoying himself quite a lot, "I'm afraid that number's a bit misleading. While the official Interpol total is a hundred and seven million dollars' worth of stolen goods, any number of those items have been either officially overvalued or undervalued for various reasons, mostly having to do with insurance, tax fraud, and matters of national pride--" Mike hooted and buried his face in his crossed arms "--and really, if you add in the numerous items that haven't been properly reported for one reason or another or haven't been officially linked to me, the total is much closer to a hundred and forty-seven million, although again that's a misleading number--" Sandra was smiling tightly down at her papers "--but as a rough estimate, it's acceptable," Jeremy said, finishing with a flourish and a perfectly innocent smile.

      "My point is that he's a known felon with a huge number of outstanding warrants!" Dave said, his voice spiralling up in pitch. "He's been number one on Art Theft's most-wanted list since before I worked there!"

      Mike's head popped up like a manic jack-in-the-box. "He was in Art Theft!" Mike howled, laughing like a jackal until he collapsed back down into his folded arms.

      "I started there," Dave said defensively, now trying to speak over the waves of stifled laughter. Jeremy maintained his perfectly innocent smile only with an effort. "I didn't stay there long! But that's not my point: why is he here?"

      At the head of the table Simon jerked his head up and slammed his open palm to the table with a sound like thunder. The laughter cut off instantly, leaving only its swiftly-dying echoes behind. "Mr. Archer and the FBI have reached an agreement," Simon snapped, the edge in his voice sharp enough to behead yourself on. "His file has been suspended until such time as he's caught breaking the law within the borders of the United States again, and his presence here is officially sanctioned." He didn't actually add and he's more welcome here than you are, but Jeremy would have been willing to bet that everyone at the table heard it anyway. Really, he was charmed, even if he was also not breathing again. Simon paused, lasering the poor fellow with his stare again, and then said, "Any other questions?"

      Dave shrank in on himself until he was a small huddle in a bad suit at the far end of the table. Really, for such a tall fellow, he made quite a compact package. "Uh, no, sir," he said, his voice equally small.

      "Good," Simon said, and looked back down at his paper, dismissing Dave utterly. After a moment, Jeremy dared to breathe again.
 
 

      Sandra was the first to recover, although she was still pretty shaken. "Well, now that that's been dealt with," she said briskly, glad that her voice seemed to be steady, "let's get on with this meeting, shall we?"

      Across from her Johnny shook his head slightly like he was waking up from a bad dream, and Mike glanced from Dave to Simon and back, whistling out a low sliding sound under his breath. Sandra ignored it all as best she could. "First, I think we need to bring Templar up to date on what we've been doing. I've tried to keep him updated in general terms, but I think he's up to hearing the details by now."

      "That'd sure be nice," Simon said without looking up. "I stay out of the loop for one minute longer and I'm gonna snap and kill someone."

      "I believe we're aware," Jeremy said under his breath.

      Eyes still focused entirely on his paper, Simon pointed an accusing finger at Jeremy. "You shut up," Simon said. "You're still not funny."

      Without another word, Jeremy touched a hand to his chest and bowed over it. Simon's eyes slid right--Sandra could just barely see it--and then returned, inevitably, to the piece of paper in front of him. Sandra wasn't even sure what that was, but he certainly seemed interested in it. Clearing her throat, Sandra jumped once more into the breach. "I'll start," she said. "Most of what I've been doing is Simon's usual purview: keeping every law enforcement officer within a hundred miles of here informed and on the lookout, and sorting through the incident reports in case someone missed him. Since Nate's busy reconstructing all of Rich's old data-collation methods, I've also been hitting up the records databases and chasing names around..."

      It took the better part of an hour, but once Johnny finished outlining the gist of his call to the Pennsylvania state police, they were done. Sandra glanced at Simon and saw, to her general alarm, that he had dropped his face into his hands. "Simon?" she said, reaching out to touch his arm. "Are you all right?"

      "Mike," Simon said, which was absolutely no sort of answer at all. Confused, Sandra glanced at Mike; Mike had hunched up his shoulders and was looking guilty, which only left her more confused. "Goddammit, Mike," Simon said, rubbing his hands down his face with a little scratchy sound. "What did I say?"

      Instinctively, Sandra went very still. Whatever was coming, she wasn't going to like it, and she wasn't going to like it because this was the first she was hearing of it. Because she couldn't watch both Simon and Mike at the same time, she instead settled on watching a point halfway in between, a few square inches of table near Jeremy's interlaced fingers--I wonder if he gets those manicured? she thought absently, and then banished the stray thought.

      "Uh," said Mike. "Yeah, I know."

      "What do you know?" Sandra asked, her voice quiet and very, very calm.

      Although she didn't look at him (didn't exactly trust herself to look at him, right now) she was exquisitely aware of Mike folding in on himself beside her. "Crap," he said, equally quiet.

      "Mike," Sandra said. Forcing herself to speak over the roaring static that was threatening to paralyze her was very hard, but still, she made herself do it. "What do you know?"

      On the other side of her, Simon cleared his throat. "Okay, folks," he said. "Listen up. Here's how we're going to handle this." Sandra shut her mouth with a little click of teeth and automatically deferred to Simon, although the beginnings of honest anger were starting to burn through the paralyzing static. Simon glanced at her, then looked down at Mike. "Mike, start over. Tell us everything from the beginning. Don't leave anything out. The rest of you? I don't want to hear a word. Not a word. As long as we're in this meeting, we are going to handle this information calmly and reasonably, like professionals, do you hear me?" Simon fell silent, looking around the table. After a moment, Sandra nodded and folded her hands very tightly together, and one by one the others followed suit (save for Dave and Jeremy, who had both gone completely still).

      Sandra looked down at her hands. Her knuckles were white with tension. Beside her, Mike shifted, rubbing a hand down his face and then folding his arms protectively over his chest. "Uh. Okay. So. Last Thursday when Texas and I went out to Fredericksburg to see Diana Fontaine, I was hanging out in the hallway afterwards..."

      He finished, eventually. Sandra had started folding and refolding her hands about halfway through Mike's deadpan recitation; her fingers made little dry slithery sounds as they slid against each other, but no one seemed bothered by it. In fact, most of them seemed to be politely looking elsewhere.

      "Is that it?" Simon said, a thousand miles away on her right.

      Mike cleared his throat uncomfortably. "Yeah, that's all, so far."

      "Okay," Simon said, putting both hands flat on the table. Sandra waited for him to say it again, because he always did, and he did not let her down: "Okay," he said again. "Sandy? You okay? Still with us?"

      "I'm good," she heard herself say. As far as she could tell she said it with no conscious input whatsoever. "I'm angry, but I'm good."

      "That's fine," Simon said. "I can work with that. Hell, I'd worry about you if you weren't angry. But for the time being I need you to put that aside for me, okay?"

      "I'm good," Sandra said, flaring momentarily at Simon because she could not currently afford to start getting angry with Mike. "I don't need a pep talk. Let's just get on with this."

      Simon nodded and sat back, absently reaching up to rub his side and wincing a little. "Okay, then."

      "Sorry, Sandy," Mike said, his voice very small.

      "Shut up," Sandra said crisply. "We'll talk later."

      "Okay," Simon said, leaning forward again and effortlessly taking the conversation back. "So now we all know that we have one very definite lead. Thing is, I don't know how much we can trust her. Personally, I'm voting for 'about as far as Nate can throw her', but you know me, I don't trust anybody who's not one of you guys. Uh, some of one of you guys." Jeremy laughed under his breath.

      "I dunno, boss," Mike said. "I mean, yeah, I totally hear you, but you haven't heard her, she sounds pretty fucking well on the level--"

      "I haven't heard her because you didn't tell Sandy, so Sandy didn't know to have your conversations recorded," Simon said, gently enough. "Here's the thing, and you guys tell me if my logic is missing a step: whether she's telling the truth or just fucking with us ultimately doesn't matter, because either way she's still currently in contact with him. If it's the truth, she's genuinely scared of him, right here, right now. If she's fucking with us, he put her up to it; she wouldn't just decide to do this on her own." He paused. "Does that ring true to you guys?"

      Everyone was quiet for a moment, thinking this through. "Yeah," Nate finally said. "The progression seems logical."

      "And hey, I count on you for all my logic needs, Specs," Simon said. "Anyone have anything to add?"

      "Sounds about right," said Johnny. "She's kind of a bitch, but not that kind."

      Simon nodded. "So we have a lead of some kind. Next thing we have to do is follow up on it..." He trailed off there and grimaced, reaching up to rub his side again. Sandra reached out to touch his arm again; Simon shook her hand off with a scowl. "I don't have long and I still have to go see Upstairs," he said rapidly. "Sandy's still in charge, and believe me, I mean that, but here's what I'm recommending: Nate, find some way to make recordings off Mike's phone. I know it's a cell, but do what you can. If we have to we can diddle up the payphones she's been using, but that's the kind of thing I don't need to know about." Nate nodded. Simon went on. "Someone needs to get back in touch with Amanda Winston, and by 'in touch' I mean in person. He may have contacted her since we did or he may not, but either way, she needs to know that he is still at large and that we have a definite lead on him being in contact with another woman. I suspect that'll goose her but good in our direction, particularly if he hasn't contacted her at all."

      He paused, glancing around. No one said anything. Even though Sandra knew she ought to do something to take back control, right at the moment she didn't trust herself enough to do so. "Right," Simon said, nodding. "You guys get to work, and for God's sake keep a tight eye on Diana Fontaine. Sandy, I want you to go down to the machines and get yourself a drink before you tear into Mike, and that is not an order but it is a very firm request. Mike, you stay here and you prepare to take it like a man. Archer, give me my pills." Jeremy promptly stuck a hand into his jacket and came out with a small orange bottle, which he handed to Simon. Simon closed his fist around it. "Okay. I'm going to go take these goddamned things and then I'm going to limp upstairs and check in and probably get scolded for it. I'll be back in fifteen, twenty minutes. Archer, you stay here."

      "Gladly," Jeremy said, settling back in his chair.

      Simon nodded. Tucking the pill bottle into his jeans pocket he put both hands flat on the table and slowly, painfully eased himself up out of his chair, for a long moment hunched over like he'd just been punched in the gut; Sandra reached for him and stopped herself just in time, although her hands hovered impotently nearby until Simon had managed to get himself upright again. "Come on," he told Sandra, wheezing a bit. "I need a drink myself. Walk me down."

      Faced with that bald request, Sandra couldn't help but comply. She stood up as well and edged around Simon, preceding him to the door and opening it for him; the door shut behind them with a soft whoomph of displaced air, like the room had been holding its breath and had just let it out.
 
 

      Once he was reasonably sure that Sandra wasn't actually about to kick the door down and throttle Mike, Nate slumped down in his chair. "Oh, boy," he said under his breath.

      "You said it," Johnny said.

      Nate glanced towards Mike. Mike was sitting just where he'd been left, staring off at nothing, his mouth ever so slightly ajar. Nate winced and looked away again, embarrassed for him despite everything; sure, what he'd done had been pretty stupid, but he was really going to pay for it now--"Aw, fuck!" Mike wailed, dropping his head to the conference table with a thump and folding his arms protectively over it. "You guys, I'm toast, I'm dead meat, she's going to pound me into some kind of gruesome unidentifiable paste--"

      "Is that vengeance or breakfast?" Jeremy asked, raising both eyebrows.

      Mike's self-pity train derailed with a snort of laughter. His head popped up a moment later and he heaved out a huge sigh. "Man, I'm so doomed. Doomity doom doom doomed."

      "What just happened?" Dave said faintly. Nate, startled, looked over at him for the first time since the meeting began; he looked like he was frozen in place.

      "Bad stuff," Mike said, scruffing his hair back into place. "Look, no offense, David-Brassoff-Dave's-Fine, but it's not really any of your business, 'kay?"

      "Yeah," Dave said, exhaling. "I get it. So, uh, I think that I probably don't want to be here when she gets back, so, uh... later." He shoved his chair back and stood up, inching awkwardly around Johnny (who didn't bother to actually move) and heading for the door. Nate watched him go, really wishing that he'd thought of that first, kind of vaguely impressed that Dave had had the nerve to articulate the idea at all.

      The door closed behind Dave with a notable lack of slamming. Nate, deciding that the better part of valor was having something else to look at while Sandra was taking Mike apart, made for his computer. Even the aggravation of redoing all of Rich's old work beat having to be an embarrassed witness to a fight.

      "Do you want me to go as well?" Jeremy asked, behind him.

      "No, no, you stay," Mike said fervently. "If there's someone here who's not us I think she'll go easier on me, maybe. So you stay riiiight there, okay? And try and look conspicuous."

      "Mm," said Jeremy. "That's not really my forte, you realize."

      Nate laughed a little, bringing up the next massive set of spreadsheets and getting the whole merge going. After that, there was really nothing to do but wait, so he turned halfway around and cocked his elbow over the back of his chair. "Man, did you see the look Templar gave the new guy?"

      "Fucking brutal," Mike said happily, somehow managing to put his own impending doom out of his mind for the moment. Nate would have loved to know how that was done. Worrying was pretty much his hobby and his second job.

      "Harsh," Johnny said, in what sounded like general approval. "Good to have him back."

      "Oh, damn, you said it," Mike said. "I feel more, what's the word, motivated already. I feel led. This is awesome."

      Johnny eyed Mike askance and chewed on his toothpick. "Man, Sandy hears you say that, you're losin' a limb."

      "I'm going to lose one anyway," Mike pointed out.

      "Another one," Johnny amended. "A bigger one."

      "... ohGodnotmydick," Mike wailed, hunching over and folding both arms over his crotch. "I don't want to lose my dick! It's what I think with!"

      Nate coughed out an embarrassed laugh and then found it extremely prudent to turn back around at this juncture and stare at his monitor until his ears stopped roaring quite so badly. Behind him Jeremy said something, he didn't quite hear what, and then Mike whooped out a laugh, and it was only sheer bad luck that the blood stopped pounding in his ears at about the same time as Jeremy said, "In any case, would you mind answering a question for me?"

      "Go for it," Johnny said. "Better be a short one, though. Sandy's gonna come back any second."

      "Point taken," said Jeremy, and then perversely stopped talking altogether. "I've been getting the story of this Farraday in disconnected bits and pieces, you understand, and it's made me quite curious," he finally said. "Simon's told me a bit, but he's much too busy recuperating to tell me the whole thing."

      Nate's fingers stilled on the keys. "Uh huh," Johnny said, his voice extremely neutral. "What all you got?"

      "The last bit I heard was the lot of you setting out for this abandoned apartment complex that he'd holed up in," said Jeremy, and Nate's hands closed into fists so fast that his short nails scraped along the keyboard with a loud plasticky clatter. He felt more than saw the others glance in his direction, but suddenly he didn't dare turn around. "... ah," Jeremy said, after a strained moment. "This is a bad question."

      "Kinda, yeah," Johnny said. "Next part's not mine to tell in any case."

      "And it's none of my business, is it," said Jeremy, letting the last word trail off like he expected someone to deny it.

      "There's that, too--"

      "--I'll tell you," Nate said, his voice all abrupt and way too loud. "Okay? I'll tell you. It's okay. Just... can I..." He faltered, briefly, then plunged on. "... can I tell you later?"

      For a moment the room was silent except for the little noises that meant they were all shifting around in their chairs. Three people were staring at the back of his head, and it made his skin feel tight and hot. "You don't have to tell me at all," Jeremy finally said. "But I'd be obliged for the information."

      "It's okay," Nate said again, his eyes very firmly on his monitor.

      Johnny cleared his throat. "You sure?"

      "No," said Nate, "but I... I think he ought to know. Like Sandy said, as long as he's helping Simon..."

      "Course, long story short, Farraday's a fuckin' psycho and probably oughta be shot on sight," Mike said, jumping back into the conversation. "Still, uh, there's saying it and then there's proving it, right?"

      "Later," Nate said, with such an unusual edge to his voice that even Mike shut up.
 
 

      Sandra saw Simon off to the second floor before she headed back, chivvying him into the elevator rather than letting him climb the stairs by himself. He took it with reasonably good grace, all things considered; well, reasonably good grace for Simon, which meant Sandra bore the brunt of a lot of pointed grumbling. They were already in front of the elevator banks, waiting, by the time Simon looked over and finally brought it up. "You cool?"

      "I'm not going to kill him, if that's what you mean," Sandra said. So much for not having to talk about it.

      "Yeah, mostly," said Simon. His half-empty bottle of water dangled forgotten from his right hand, scissored between his first two fingers. "Go ream him out some. He deserves it. Just... once you're done, you're done, okay? Kick his ass and let it go. We can't afford for you to carry a grudge here. Gotta work together and all that rah-rah bullshit."

      Sandra stared at him for a moment. "I know that," she finally said. "Don't you think I know that?"

      "Yes, I 'think you know that'," Simon said, his brow furrowing. "I'm just trying to make sure--"

      "Jesus Christ," Sandra said, putting a hand over her eyes. "I am so sick and tired of people second-guessing my ability to lead this fucking team!" Her hand slashed away from her eyes to cut a furious swath through the air. "You know what, I know I'm not you, okay, boss, I know that, but first I find out that Mike's been keeping stuff from me because he doesn't think the chick can handle it--"

      "--hey--"

      "--no, don't you 'hey' me, it's true and you know it, even if he's dressing it up as honest concern for me, okay?" One of the elevators dinged and rumbled open, a couple of business-casual women from some desk platoon accidentally stepping out into the eye of Sandra's wrath. Sandra noticed them in much the same way that she might notice an ant on the sidewalk: something to avoid stomping on, if at all possible. "And now I've got you giving me one of those friendly little 'reminders' of yours, like now I'm Mike and you're having to remind me why telling reporters to eat my dick is generally a bad idea! Christ, can't anyone have any faith in me any more?"

      She fell silent, breathing hard through her gritted teeth. The elevator doors started to rumble shut again; without looking Simon shot out an arm and pinned them open, then hissed in pain and hunched his shoulders. Sandra's anger immediately keeled over and died. "Okay," Simon said, wheezing a bit, "you done?"

      "Yeah," Sandra said, looking away. "Yeah, I'm done. I'm sorry, I'm just--"

      "--pissed off, yeah, I get it, it's cool," said Simon, edging over until he was standing with his back against one of the elevator doors. "And honestly, I figured you'd handle it right without needing to be told, but the boss reflex dies hard, you know?"

      "Yeah, I guess so." Sandra glanced at him, then away again.

      "For what it's worth, I do have faith in you, okay?" Simon transferred his bottle of water from one hand to the other, then reached out and put his free hand on her shoulder. It was a little cold, still. "I wouldn't have put you in this position if I didn't think you could handle it."

      Sandra looked back at him, her expression going flat. "You put me in this position because everyone else on the team is either psychotic or Nate," she said. "That doesn't necessarily imply that you think I can handle it."

      Simon looked at her for a moment, then finally said, "Sandy, if we have to have this conversation now, I should probably let the elevator go."

      Startled, Sandra glanced into the open elevator. "Oh. Oh, right. You should probably go on up--"

      "I do have faith in you," Simon said, squeezing her shoulder. "Period. End of story. Thirty-three. Not just 'more faith in you than I have in the others', and for the record, I have a lot of faith in them too, although maybe not quite the same kind. Okay?"

      "Okay," Sandra said, closing her eyes and nodding.

      "Awesome," Simon said. He let his hand drop. "Go tear Mike a new one. That's an order."

      Sandra smiled, just the slightest bit. "Boss, you're not allowed to give me orders right now. I'm the boss."

      "Like hell," Simon said. "Just because you're the boss doesn't mean I'm not the boss. Anything else?"

      "Yeah," Sandra said. "Thirty-three?"

      Simon stepped back into the elevator, letting the doors start to slide shut. "You tell anyone else I minored in journalism and you're fired," he said, and then the doors closed and the elevator hummed away.

      It wasn't a long walk from the elevators in the main lobby to the Special Ops wing, but it was long enough. Sandra spent the first half of the walk remembering just why she was so goddamned pissed, and the second half reining it back in. By the time she hit the saferoom again, Sandra was more or less in control of her anger, reshuffling her priorities in a way that Simon would probably not approve of. "Sandy--" Mike started to say, but she flicked out a hand and stopped him in his tracks with a brusque gesture, not looking in his direction.

      "Archer," she said.

      Jeremy looked up from his coffee, blinking in mild surprise. "Yes?"

      Sandra jerked her head towards Simon's office. "Come on, I want to talk to you before Simon comes back." Jeremy obligingly scooted his chair back and stood up; Sandra's glance cut from Jeremy to Mike. "And you," she said, "I'll talk to you in a minute. You stay right there."

      "Okay," Mike said hesitantly. He looked scared as hell. Sandra approved of that.

      Without another word she led Jeremy into Simon's office, wishing that there was still a door to shut. Oh, well. "How's it going?" she asked without any preamble, perching on the front of Simon's desk. "Can you handle it? Do you need help? Advice? Money? Weaponry?"

      "It's no problem," Jeremy said, spreading his hands. "He's been something of a right bastard, yes, but it's nothing I can't handle. Or, I suppose, nothing has happened yet that I can't handle."

      "Nice save." Sandra glanced towards the open door, then back at Jeremy. "He's got a doctor's appointment tomorrow morning, right?"

      "At ten, yes," said Jeremy, nodding. "I believe I remember where the hospital is."

      Sandra smiled, briefly. "I should hope so," she said. "When do you have to leave?"

      "Around nine-thirty, I suspect--"

      Sandra held up a hand. "Not for the hospital. Sorry. I mean in general. How long can you stay with him?"

      "Ah." Jeremy's head ticked thoughtfully to the side; he started absently fiddling with the cuffs of his jacket. "To be honest, I don't have to leave at any particular time. I have a bankbox back in Japan that needs, er, emptying, but frankly, the longer I let its contents sit, the better. So..." He heaved out a breath and tilted his head to the other side. "I had thought that I would stay at least until the upcoming weekend. I can stay longer, if need be, but perhaps we ought to let Simon's condition dictate that."

      "Sounds fair. I can set something else up if I have to, but the longer you can stay, the larger a load you're taking off my mind." Sandra paused, watching Jeremy fuss with his cuffs. "You haven't actually seen Farraday lurking around, have you?"

      Jeremy hesitated. "I don't believe so," he finally said. "At least, I haven't seen anyone who resembles the description you gave me."

      Sandra could hear the unspoken 'but' as clear as day, so she spoke it. "But?"

      "But I'd like to see a photograph of him, if you happen to have one handy," Jeremy said. "At the moment I'm just looking out for twitching fellows with baggy eyes and bleached hair, and if he should dye his hair some other color I'm afraid I'd overlook him entirely."

      Sandra snapped her fingers. "Good point," she said briskly. "Well, we can set you up there. We've got mug shots, candid shots, video footage, the works. I'll get Johnny to walk you through."

      "I'd appreciate it."

      "And now, if you'll excuse me..." Sandra hopped down off Simon's desk.

      "I suppose Mr. Takemura would prefer it if I said 'no'," Jeremy said, but he stepped back out of Sandra's way.

      "Texas," Sandra said, powering back out into the main room with Jeremy in tow. "Take Archer here through the case photo archives, will you? I want him to be able to know Farraday if he sees him, just in case."

      "Right," Johnny said, swinging his feet down off the conference table and reaching down for his laptop. "Video too?"

      "Video too," Sandra confirmed. "Show him what Farraday looks like, sounds like, and moves like. The more reference material he has, the better." Johnny nodded. Sandra swung to Mike, who was hunched over in his corner like it would make him invisible. "All right, Mike," she said. "Come on."

      "Huh?" Mike blinked rapidly.

      Sandra made an impatient gesture. "Come on," she said again. "Let's go have us a talk, as Simon would put it."

      Mike slowly edged back his chair and stood up. "Where are we going?" he said nervously, glancing over at the doorway to the mat room.

      "No, not in there, as satisfying as it would be. Outside," Sandra said. "For privacy."

      It was a sure sign of how worried Mike was that he didn't jump on that last line dick-first. Instead he just nodded, looking around the room like he was afraid this was the last time he was ever going to see it, and then dragged ass over to where Sandra was standing. Sandra waited until he got there, then spun on her heel and led the way out into the hall.

      Mike trailed silently behind her all the way down the hall and out into the parking lot, literally dragging his feet, his sneakers making little squeaky scuffing sounds as he shuffled along. It was both annoying as hell and kind of retardedly charming--actually, that summed up Mike pretty well in general, Sandra thought. Once they got out under the covered entrance, she stopped. Mike stopped behind her, like the world's squeakiest shadow. "Okay," Sandra said. "Why don't you start?"

      "Huh?"

      Sandra sighed and turned around, linking her hands together behind her head. "Do you want to say anything before I tear into you?" she said, rephrasing the question. "You know. Any last words?"

      "Oh," Mike said, looking down at his feet. "Uh, how about 'oh shit'? Or I could be down with 'aw crap, I'm really sorry'..."